Urinal Test

Carth said:
Rones said:
But you don't touch anything in a urinal unlike stalls.
Backsplatter man, it's shitty. Or pissy. Either way, I prefer stalls too. And you don't touch anything unless you sit down to pee, in which case, you're either a girl or a sissy.

Agreed! And to flush, use your boots! (then throw them away if you want).

On a side note, I freakin hate those curved urinals that makes you stand 2 feet from the wall. What the hell were they thinking? :evil:
 
Veresko said:
On a side note, I freakin hate those curved urinals that makes you stand 2 feet from the wall. What the hell were they thinking? :evil:

I hate those piss troph things they put at places like baseball Stadiums... Its just not right.
 
Beiro said:
Veresko said:
On a side note, I freakin hate those curved urinals that makes you stand 2 feet from the wall. What the hell were they thinking? :evil:

I hate those piss troph things they put at places like baseball Stadiums... Its just not right.

Oh disgusting. I was just about to mention these too. How horrible is that? What genius came up with the idea to put a long hole in the wall for 15+ guys to stand over and pee in? Didnt we give up the privvy hole back when TOILETS were invented? What is this, 15th century england!?
 
50 out of 60, saddest thing is I wasted a few minutes trying to get that last quesiton right, and I was still wrong... :(
 
40/60. s'alright. i use the stalls anyways. i'd rather not be in another guy's field of vision while i'm going about my business. (^^)b
 
60 out of 60

We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!

6 was pretty easy for me. If things look shifty you just gotta back away and wait. You shouldn't pretend to be washing your hands for too long either, since that calls into question wheat you were doing to require hand washing before touching your dong. :lol:
 
Bigboy said:
60 out of 60

We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!

6 was pretty easy for me. If things look shifty you just gotta back away and wait. You shouldn't pretend to be washing your hands for too long either, since that calls into question wheat you were doing to require hand washing before touching your dong. :lol:

Am I the only one that washes my before I take a piss, even if there is no one at the urinals? My hands usually get dirtier than my "dong" as you eloquently put it lol ... so cleaning my hands is a must for me. I have major problems using public bathrooms anyways. I just can't stand them because they are always dirty and disgusting. You have no idea how hard it was for me to go to college lol
 
Oh man, I had such a great picture/comment for this thread, but I can't determine where the lines are drawn in this Sub-Forum. :lol: [/img]
 
POST IT ... or at least PM me the pic, as long as there is no male nudity in it lol
 
I think these are the words that prompted the making of these bathroom rules btw. :lol:
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lol That is a pic to keep in the "Funny Pics to use later" folder
 
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