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The sun goes away each day, but it's okay because his friend the moon comes by while he's gone.
 
False teeth are not real.
 
The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
 
Black is not white.
 
I once produced thissssssssssssss much seman while masterbating.

Big things come in small packages.
 
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Santa Clause is not real.
 
Mufasa dies.
 
Douglas Seale played the voice of the Sultan in Aladdin.
 
Dog food is for dogs.
 
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
 
A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.
 
you and i have something in common.
 
A pig's penis is corkscrew like his tail even when erect, it also has 30 min. orgasms.

The human body gives enough gas in 7 years to create an atomic bomb
 
Termites emit more methane gases than cows, humans or cars damaging the ozone layer.
 
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