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Bastard game is a bastard....

PS: I FUCKING HATE LIGHTNING
 
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I want to cry. I got past that fucking hard second part then died to a fucking falling star. I need a hug ;~;
 
I promise I'll beat this bastard game D:
 
Okay, wtf, what the fucking fuck is with the first boss. Why does a giant black guy come out of no where and rape me!?
 
Myrrh said:
Okay, wtf, what the fucking fuck is with the first boss. Why does a giant black guy come out of no where and rape me!?
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Be glad he didn't bite your ear off ;)

It's Mike Tyson from Punchout =D

Your supposed to avoid him until he pulls a funny face then shoot his face until a TKO is sounded by Mario. He will knock out pieces of the ground! Good luck kid ;)

btw, after you beat him, save, go to the other screen, grab the prize, save again, then go back to that screen where you got the item. It shouldn't be somewhat straightforward from there.

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You heard me :) It shouldn't
 
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The madness continues!

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OKay, I got to the boss. But how do I get past it? I used the mushroom and robot to kill the first guy but once I grab the sword I walk to my death by a fucking chicken man. Like wtf D:

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Mine doesn't work when I DL it. For the Syobon game
 
Bedwarmer said:
No idea. I'm stuck here:
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im stuck at the same spot after 20 tries of trying to get past the fake blue pole

Holy shit i just got it! theres a little thing in the first pit if you just walk off you'll pretty much get it

Edit: Im sure by now you realized I was kidding and am still stuck that way puts you at a point where you just end up dying a lot.

Edit2: I got ontop of the boxes that green question mark orb you actually have to activate as it adds another box for you to jump on to get up there.
 
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At the beginning of the stage you'll see a ? ball. touch it but dodge the stars. when you do that a block will lower allowing you to jump up there.

then the rest of the stage will make you cry. You'll have to figure it out for yourself though, I'm going to bed. got an early flight.

Fuck it, when you get to the end of the stage near the flag it'll shot 5(yes, that's right, 5) lasers will shoot at you, once you dodge those you'll need to send the shell towards the flag or you'll never beat it, theres a robot who will either toss you or the flag when you get near it. Also, the last stage is mean with a side order of kick to the balls. If someone manages to beat it, PM me the answer D:
 
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Myrrh said:
At the beginning of the stage you'll see a ? ball. touch it but dodge the stars. when you do that a block will lower allowing you to jump up there.

then the rest of the stage will make you cry. You'll have to figure it out for yourself though, I'm going to bed. got an early flight.

Fuck it, when you get to the end of the stage near the flag it'll shot 5(yes, that's right, 5) lasers will shoot at you, once you dodge those you'll need to send the shell towards the flag or you'll never beat it, theres a robot who will either toss you or the flag when you get near it. Also, the last stage is mean with a side order of kick to the balls. If someone manages to beat it, PM me the answer D:
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Ya I got pissed at the last part of the star dodging stage and said fuck it I figured it out dodged the shit but the fucking robot never gets hit.
 
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