Wake Up You Lazy F*ckers!!

O_o

Been awake...

Almost time to sleep.

/wave
 
I'd say further offers to break in other virgins would induce some excitement. Older, more pathetic virgins, perhaps?


T_T
 
Just had a chica call and wake me up... fucking too early. But I suppose it's a better way to wake up than an alarm. Now, back to sleep!
 
You're under my bed, I'm afraid to move
 
i woke up and realized you werent in bed and my wallet and bottle of Vodka was gone

=/
 
The hell is this thread's point.
 
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY LOVAH WANT TO BE MY LOVAH!!!!

i am so facking obboororeorddooboobobbbbooorrededdd
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faslkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Kinkkerbelle said:
You got off easy. You could have woken up with wallet and vodka missing AND a sore asshole.

Cheap ass vodka too, next time spring for Grey Goose or Stoli, K?
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pssh.... I'll bring my bicardi silver next time and at least you aren't like those crazy chicks in south american and Brazil that steal you're kidneys and sell them.

I wasnt mad over the Vodka I drink it like water and I have plenty of water in the fridge

(jk I dont drink)
 
Kelyon said:
Look who made it. Does she ever post shit that makes sense.
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Hmmm most people find me coherent. I do use big words sometimes, I know it's a nasty habit of mine. If you study really hard and apply yourself, soon you will be able to understand the the words I type. It might take a bit longer for you to grasp the ideas I espouse, because I'm not really sure how stupid you are and how able you are to fathom advanced concepts like irony, sarcasm, dry humor and the like. Don't give up, someday it will all make sense.
 
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