WEIRDEST Halloween treat that you've gotten

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I was 11 and I got BEER for a treat when I was dressed as a NES controller. Hehe, the fun you can have with a storage box and lots of markers. I remember being very dizzy after finishing that costume.

On another note, my brother got the same thing. :D
 
Damn I miss trick-or-treating :cry:

Wierdest thing I ever got was a popcorn ball covered in cat hair - which, I had gotten more than one, so I guess it wasn't that odd /vomit
 
Oh my god! That's the coolest costume ever!! You rule 8)
 
Let's see, what have I got over the years...

1. Unwrapped licorice and caramels
2. Business cards
3. Pennies
4. Nail clippers
5. A box of white chalk
6. Cartons of chocolate milk
7. A tampon (no freakin' joke... :oops: )
8. Carrot sticks

Boy howdy, how I love Halloween. I actually looked forward to getting weird items so I could tell my friends about it.
 
Mr.Wonko said:
A baby. She asked me to hold it while she got more candy.
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Haha Mr. Wonko you crack me up :D

I've been asked to sing...When I dressed up as Wayne from Wayne's World and people kept asking me to sing, and the one time I did the lady gave me one of those chocolate bars full of Brandy.... :evil:
 
Nothing too unusual that I've ever gotten- occasional pennies, Kiwanis Peanut Day peanuts, stuff like that.

But this reminds me of one of the last times I went trick-or-treating on my own (before I got too old and had to use my little sis as a front, heh). Me and my friends were always troublemakers, so we were tricking and treating in about equal proportions. One house we went to the lady was giving out apples- the kind of bland, mushy apples with hidden brown spots that you get in a school cafeteria. Blech. My friend Jonathan (always the one with the smartest mouth) immediately spouts off. "Apples? What, are you a lunchlady or something?" "Actually, yes" the woman responds, as she slams the door shut. LOL

Those apples made very appealing SPLAT sounds as they hit the front wall of her house. ;)
 
Fellina said:
But this reminds me of one of the last times I went trick-or-treating on my own (before I got too old and had to use my little sis as a front, heh). Me and my friends were always troublemakers, so we were tricking and treating in about equal proportions. One house we went to the lady was giving out apples- the kind of bland, mushy apples with hidden brown spots that you get in a school cafeteria. Blech. My friend Jonathan (always the one with the smartest mouth) immediately spouts off. "Apples? What, are you a lunchlady or something?" "Actually, yes" the woman responds, as she slams the door shut. LOL

Those apples made very appealing SPLAT sounds as they hit the front wall of her house. ;)
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Delinquency.
 
Sindarkus said:
Too bad Wonko didn't wait around to trade in the baby for candy.
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Ever wonder who your *real* mommy and daddy are, sin?
*cackles*
 
Mr.Wonko said:
Sindarkus said:
Too bad Wonko didn't wait around to trade in the baby for candy.
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Ever wonder who your *real* mommy and daddy are, sin?
*cackles*
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But I'm older than you...

Let's do the time warp aggaaaiiinnnnnnnnnn.

Why yes, that was a vague reference for the situation.
 
Goddamnit, would you believe I still know how to play that?
I tell ya, memory is a crazy crazy thing.
 
When I was about 10 I remember getting something that was crinkly, yet kindy squishy..... I paid no attention because I was dressed as Patty Hearst
(my parents were a little counter-culture) and was explaining to all the curious passerby's who I was dressed as.

We get home and do the "candy check" for poison and razors (paranoia, also
a side effect of counter-cultural parents).............. and lo and behold!!
an extra large Lamb Skin condom :)

aahhhh the memories ! ;)
 
Sabia said:
Mr.Wonko said:
A baby. She asked me to hold it while she got more candy.
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Haha Mr. Wonko you crack me up :D

I've been asked to sing...When I dressed up as Wayne from Wayne's World and people kept asking me to sing, and the one time I did the lady gave me one of those chocolate bars full of Brandy.... :evil:
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"WAYNES WORLD! WAYNES WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT! *guitar riff*"

:lol:
 
*revives the thread*

Gotten a few "odd" halloween treats.

Someone gave me a box of wax lips when I was 11. What the F am I supposed to do with those? (Please, don't answer... want to maintain some innocence)

Once, I got one of those wooden airplanes that you have to put together yourself, they're really thin. Mine was missing its wings..

I got a freakin' whole mint-condition dollar bill once, I was pretty psyched about that. Big ups to the rich people, or people who probably thought I wasn't dressed, just another pauper begging for scraps. Ah well...
 
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