What did you do for your Valentine?

[Romper]

I told her to get back in the kitchen and fix me a sammich.

Zhao I think I want you to have my babies now. That is just awesome. The funny thing is my friend's now ex-g/f whom all of my friends and myself included brought my friend lunch every day. We were like dude that is the only reason to be with her is that bitch will go in the kitchen and make you a sandwhich.

 

[Neche1]

I bought her 2dozen roses... but then she busted out a CD with all her favourite songs and hand written lyrics for me and took me down a notch on the thoughtful gift scale..

 

[Kypdurrondragoon]

I sat at home....cause I'm single....and I had to listen to my ex bitch and moan cause I'm not w/ her anymore(For obvious reasons I'm not going to explain) And yea, we were snowed in...wasn't a fun v-day

 

[Excalibur]

LAMO.

LAMO to you too. It's true though, I know everything about women, that's why I do so well.






*goes back to masterbating*

 

[Zhaoyun]

Just becuase it was our mom you dorkwad, and she babies you like no other.

It was a good sammich too, fixed with motherly love.