What do I have to chop off to not want women?

[Bustaballs]

Where are you in the Great Dustbowl? I live here as well.

A small town right next to Tulsa.

 

[Grandphoenix]

A kid from tulsa once taught me that tulsa backwards is aslut

 

[Bustaballs]

haha

I was once told by a kid from FFXI that Selbina is lesbian with the letters rearranged.

 

[Mistra]

Small world then - Oklahoma City here.

 

[Bustaballs]

Lol

I've scared off another woman. That's two in less than two weeks. I must be breaking some kind of record here.

 

[Tagrineth]

to answer your original question, there's no, like, body part or anything like that which generates interest in women. Castration and/or penectomy (yes, I'm serious) would reduce your sex drive but you'd still be attracted to women.

 

[Uzor]

to answer your original question, there's no, like, body part or anything like that which generates interest in women. Castration and/or penectomy (yes, I'm serious) would reduce your sex drive but you'd still be attracted to women.

Actually, you're wrong. Removing your heart or brain would remove your attraction to females.

 

[Bustaballs]

I think Uzor is onto something.

 

[Tagrineth]

Actually, you're wrong. Removing your heart or brain would remove your attraction to females.

Cyanide: The Cure for Everything

 

[Uzor]

That's a great slogan, when do we start selling it?

 

[Raesvelg]

I'm not sure cyanide is really the one you want to push for that.

Although I suppose you could go with a green angle on it. I mean, cyanide is one of the more commonly occurring natural poisons. You could have an orchard, grow organic applesauce and organic cyanide.

 

[Tagrineth]

You could have an orchard, grow organic applesauce and organic cyanide

And the sad part is, people would buy the organic cyanide just because it's organic

 

[K. Ishitar]

well it is more expensive and organic stuff is more healthy for you!

 

[Uzor]

I say if you're gonna die, go out with a bang.

Although I suppose hippies would LOVE our organic cyanide though.

 

[Bustaballs]

I say if you're gonna die, go out with a bang.

Although I suppose hippies would LOVE our organic cyanide though.

Explosive organic cyanide?

I need some kind of bomb inside of me that's only powerful enough to make me explode. That way, the next time some fast food restaurant gets my order wrong, they'll learn their lesson.