I used to work at an oldies/country/souther baptist radio station. It wasn't even really a job. I sat, pressed buttons, and watched The West Wing (maybe I even saw jender, who knows?) The oldies were, cool, but the country and gospel grated on my nerves, reducing them from towering pillars of an implacable nature to one of those cylindrical concrete plastic barriers in front of the doors of wal mart that have been hit by too many bubba trucks. I am also an expert in superflous description, and I can talk like Mojojojo.