What happened to Bob?

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What I'm getting here is that Bob started running to his house, stopped for something, ran more, stopped more, felt the need to walk back a bit, and stopped forever. He never got home. So, I ask ya'll, what happened to Bob?
Here's what I think:
Bob starts home at a slow jog, but after two hours he sees a cop and stops him. He talks to the cop for two hours before the cop gets pissed and leaves. He starts on his slow jog again, but falls down a cliff and, relative to his position, he's staying still for three hours since he's climbing up the cliff. Just as he gets to the top, he gets hit by an 18-wheeler that he sticks to for half an hour while the trucker is going a leasurly 6-7 mph. He finally peels off the grill, and lays on the road for the rest of time.
 
Bob's a dog who stopped to chase his tail twice, blindly chased a squirrel, got caught by the dog catcher and taken to the pound. :wink:
 
That's sad, he never made it home. I think I am going to cry.
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