What is your Zodiac Sign?
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HORRORSCOPES :twisted:
Cancer: (June 22-July 22) - Don't worry, there's nothing you can do. A mad dog WILL maul you. Because it is YOU that has that meaty taste that dogs just love.
Leo: (July 23-Aug. 22) - The Jim Morrison gorilla that's been skinning you in your nightmares all week will finally break on through to the other side. Deep breathing should help you transcend.
Virgo: (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - You will be flattened, flattened, flattened. So eat up amigo, no sense skimping on the bacon now, dig?
Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) - There is nothing so noteworthy as being fed to a volcano to save a small village except that you are in fact a 45 year old virgin.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) - Don't lock your doors, don't close your windows. The real murderous madman to destroy you is in the mirror... It's you, was I too subtle?
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) - If you think things couldn't possibly get any worse, then you don't know the meaning of pain… Ya big stupid head.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - As you read this, your pilot light is going out, your home is filling with gas and YOU are about to blaze up your last fat blunt.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18 ) - You are so magnetically attractive that the bugs are on you in your sleep. At your eyes, in your ears, crawling with their many bristly legs about your delicates. They taste you, they feed from you. Gross.
Pisces: (Feb. 19-March 20) - You will be granted immortality by your voodoo witchdoctor lover only to be eaten by zombie wolves summoned by his jealous wife. Man, the stars really have it in for you.
Aries: (March 21-April 19) - Your distinct and separate dreams of falling, burning and being consumed by birds will be conveniently consolidated. Consider heavy sedation or hiring someone to choke hold you unconscious each night.
Taurus: (April. 20-May 20) - That which you fear most will happen to you, not just because it can, but because you deserve it. And that which does not kill you, only makes you wish it did.
Gemini: (May 21-June 21) - Amazingly you will grow quite colossal and wonder "What sin could a man commit in a single life to deserve such a fate," much like in the wonderful film, The Amazing Colossal Man.
Cancer: (June 22-July 22) - Don't worry, there's nothing you can do. A mad dog WILL maul you. Because it is YOU that has that meaty taste that dogs just love.
Leo: (July 23-Aug. 22) - The Jim Morrison gorilla that's been skinning you in your nightmares all week will finally break on through to the other side. Deep breathing should help you transcend.
Virgo: (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - You will be flattened, flattened, flattened. So eat up amigo, no sense skimping on the bacon now, dig?
Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) - There is nothing so noteworthy as being fed to a volcano to save a small village except that you are in fact a 45 year old virgin.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) - Don't lock your doors, don't close your windows. The real murderous madman to destroy you is in the mirror... It's you, was I too subtle?
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) - If you think things couldn't possibly get any worse, then you don't know the meaning of pain… Ya big stupid head.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - As you read this, your pilot light is going out, your home is filling with gas and YOU are about to blaze up your last fat blunt.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18 ) - You are so magnetically attractive that the bugs are on you in your sleep. At your eyes, in your ears, crawling with their many bristly legs about your delicates. They taste you, they feed from you. Gross.
Pisces: (Feb. 19-March 20) - You will be granted immortality by your voodoo witchdoctor lover only to be eaten by zombie wolves summoned by his jealous wife. Man, the stars really have it in for you.
Aries: (March 21-April 19) - Your distinct and separate dreams of falling, burning and being consumed by birds will be conveniently consolidated. Consider heavy sedation or hiring someone to choke hold you unconscious each night.
Taurus: (April. 20-May 20) - That which you fear most will happen to you, not just because it can, but because you deserve it. And that which does not kill you, only makes you wish it did.
Gemini: (May 21-June 21) - Amazingly you will grow quite colossal and wonder "What sin could a man commit in a single life to deserve such a fate," much like in the wonderful film, The Amazing Colossal Man.
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PS. Cancers BEWARE....Jender also loves tasty meat :twisted:
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I am so bored ><
What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?"
http://quizilla.com/users/emeraldsdestiny/quizzes/What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
Here is mine:
You should be dating an Aquarius. 20 January - 18 February Your mate is communicative, thoughtful and caring. Though he/she can be tactless and rude and sometimes self-interested, he/she enjoys the intellectual experience of sex.
What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?"
http://quizilla.com/users/emeraldsdestiny/quizzes/What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
Here is mine:
You should be dating an Aquarius. 20 January - 18 February Your mate is communicative, thoughtful and caring. Though he/she can be tactless and rude and sometimes self-interested, he/she enjoys the intellectual experience of sex.
I'm a Libra.
Woo
Woo
Gemini: (May 21-June 21) - Amazingly you will grow quite colossal and wonder "What sin could a man commit in a single life to deserve such a fate," much like in the wonderful film, The Amazing Colossal Man.
What...the fuck?
And, apparently...
You should be dating a Leo. 23 July - 22 August This mate is honest and loyal, with a sunny disposition. Though this lion has the tendency to be arrogant, sulky or smug, he/she is unrestrained in bed.
But there's a certian adorable Aquarius I've got my eyes on. Prrrrrr...only in my dreams ;_;
What...the fuck?
And, apparently...
You should be dating a Leo. 23 July - 22 August This mate is honest and loyal, with a sunny disposition. Though this lion has the tendency to be arrogant, sulky or smug, he/she is unrestrained in bed.
But there's a certian adorable Aquarius I've got my eyes on. Prrrrrr...only in my dreams ;_;
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sign 
Pisces here March 7th
Pisces here
March 7thsign
Cancer
June 27th 8)
Cancer
June 27th 8)
Leo
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You should be dating an Aquarius. 20 January - 18 February Your mate is communicative, thoughtful and caring. Though he/she can be tactless and rude and sometimes self-interested, he/she enjoys the intellectual experience of sex.
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You should be dating an Aquarius. 20 January - 18 February Your mate is communicative, thoughtful and caring. Though he/she can be tactless and rude and sometimes self-interested, he/she enjoys the intellectual experience of sex.
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jender said:
I would never skimp on the bacon.
Virgo - Aug 27th
I want some bacon!!
I want some bacon!!
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Oooh that's bizzare. I know a guy named Dillon born on the 28th of August. Same day as me.
Very close to you Dillan.
Very close to you Dillan.
I've been finding out more and more lately that this is such a small world!! 
My friend's birthday is the 25th, my mom's is the 26th, I'm the 27th, you're the 28th... Ok, whose next?? :lol:
My friend's birthday is the 25th, my mom's is the 26th, I'm the 27th, you're the 28th... Ok, whose next?? :lol:
Awww... just when I'm about to get back in.... What happened?? 
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Lokkin said:Dill HS is breaking up ;_;
Are you starting a private conversation in the middle of this thread? If so, please make it one that everyone can join in on :roll: I don't mind when threads go off topic...but we all get emails when something new is posted here - why do any of us care about "HS" breaking up?