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Well i'm bored and wonfering who is the one person in your life that pisses you off the most? Like what do they do to piss you off?

For me it has to be my brother cause he is the anti-christ(if i went into telling you about him it would take 2~3 pages of this thread)
 
Kid named Ryan. Gun-loving, military obsessed, homophobic moron. He listens to nothing but old heavy rock(metallica, ac/dc, gnr). Im not dissing any of those bands(i like all 3 of them) but he wears nothing but metallica shirts, ac/dc flip flops, and a metallica hat. Starts to get on your nerves. He thinks hes a badass because hes in cross country...and he carries around two 1 gallon jugs of water around with him everywhere because...and i quote..."I need to stay hydrated for running this afternoon." He plays nothing but FPS games and talks about NOTHING other then FPS games. Right now hes freaking obsessed with doom3(kickass game) and he wont SHUT THE FUCK UP about it. It made me feel better writing this.
 
About 2 years ago, I met a guy by the name of Jamal.

I was selling weed at the time. Dumb idea now that I look back on it, but hey, to each his own, right?

Jamal starts getting pounds from me. Pays up front at first.

after he slings about 20 pounds, I trust him enough to give him some on front.

I give him a pound, he brings me back 900 Dollars, it's all good. We do this a couple of times. Then he brings me 500 one day and says he had an emergency and had to take his kid to the doctor, that's where my other 400 went.

I can accept that. At that point in time $400 wasn't even change in my pocket. He swears if I give him 2 pounds he'll bring me back 2200. I agree, and he takes the weed and I don't hear from him for a couple of days.

A few days later, my cousin adam (roomate and partner in crime) tells me Jamal came and picked up today. I asked him how much money he dropped off and he said $400. I told him what happened last time, and adam tells me he gave him the same story and took 2 more pounds, not mentioning the other $1800 he owed me.

Jamal was offically cut off. He was out of the circle and I was pissed.

I grab some cronies and go lookin for him. He had moved out of his apartment.

Ok, fine so I had been ripped off, $3600 was about half what I was gonna make that week, so I just decided to eat the debt and go on with my life. it ain't worth killin someone over, ya know?

so a couple of weeks go by, no word from Jamal. I'm about to get off work and the phone rings. I answer it, and it is Adam. He is frantic. I can Barely understand him. "Apartment...Door kicked in... come quick..."

I Drive home faster than I should have. When I get there, the door had been kicked in. Every cabnet door was open, fridge and freezer wide open all drawres pulled out of the dresser, clothes everywhere.

5 Bongs, 7 pipes, My Grinder, my digital scales, 15+ lbs of weed, 10 oz. of Kind buds, 7500 in cash, My computer... all gone.

So the door won't lock, I decide to sleep on the couch to make sure noone comes in on us that night.

The next morning, *knock knock*. I go answer the door and see 2 men with Badges. I said "we called you all about 12 hours ago... you're kinda late..." to which he responds "we've already been here once..."

At that point in time, I thought I had been ratted out. Then the police started going on about what all they found...

Everything that I had listed earlier, the police had taken, except 2 5 pound blocks that I had cut out. They had only found 8~ pounds.

Someone had kicked in my door, stole 10 pounds, and calld the cops after they left, expecting me to go to jail for a long long time.

So I deal with these cops who want me to give up who I had been gettin it from. I refuse, they threaten with jail. I refuse more, they threaten with anal rape in jail. Yes, they actually said anal rape. People wonder why drug dealers don't respect cops...

So I keep Refusing, but they want to build a case against me before they arest me since I wasn't actually there when they took the stuff. They leave, and I sit there wondering what I'm gonna do. I called the apartment office to tell them my door was broken, and they come over right away... to give me eviction papers. Telling me it had something to do with the papers I signed and I had to pay out my lease and I had to leave in 2 days.

My life was falling apart around me. The phone rings. It was Jamal. He asked me how everything was going. He said he saw some cops outside my apartment and was worried.

I knew instantly it was him. He kicked in my door, he stole my shit, he called the cops. I played it off and acted like nothin happened. I asked him for some money and he said he was broke. I asked him for my 4 pounds of weed back and he had to get off the phone real quick. The pay phone.

So all along, the cops are watchin me. i see one on every corner. They sit across from the gas station where I worked for weeks. City cops did a beer sting on my store, which was out of their jurisdiction. The sent a guy in there 5 o`clock shadow, buisness suit, drivin a lexus, crows feet around his eyes and mouth.

The gas station I worked for had a policy that I was supposed to card anyone that looked under 35. This guy looked 40. So the cops come in after I sell him the beer and start harrassing me. The ask to see the beer liscence, who is my manager, all that. In any case, the city cops get me fired in a weak ass attempt to make me sell drugs again. Not happenin.

About 8 months later, the cops call me and say they need to meet with me to talk about somethin. I tell them where to meet me I go, I get arrested, i go to jail. My bail was $10000. $1000 to a bail bondsman to get me out. I call my sisters and tell them what's going on. I also tell them "I'd rather stay in jail than have my mother come and get me."
They call my mom first. She comes to get me.

So I get a court date for January 12 2005, i go and my lawyer (that I paid way too much money for) got me a reduced charge. Simple possesion.
11m 29d probation $2500 or so in fines + $1000 to get out of jail + $600 a month for the next 8 months for my apartment that I'm not alowed to go back too + the money that I owe the drug dealer that I bought the weed from($20000) + The cops "lost" my computer.

If I ever see Jamal again, I will take him into the middle of the woods. I will beat him untill he begs me to kill him. Then I will nail him to the ground and leave him there. I hate Jamal.

But the real moral of the story here is DO NOT SALE DRUGS. No matter how much money you think you can make, the police will take 2x as much away from you when they catch you.

-Trippy
 
Now I hate Jamal too. :x
 
Certainly makes my own nemesis look pretty small.

I carry a strong grudge against a guy I'll simply refer to as El Diablo. We went to the same college, and I would've been inclined to dislike him from the start simply because he off-center strange and quirky in a way I couldn't quite deal with, sorta like an Amish farmer plopped in the middle of New York City but without an excuse for not knowing how to behave. If that had been all, I would've just chuckled when his name was mentioned and left it at that.

Unfortunately, El Diablo became rivals for the editorship of the student newspaper. The original plan was for me to have the job one semester and for El Diablo to take it the next. He didn't do the work and had a major prima donna attitude about his role as a reporter, and he was surprised when our advistor -- a man I greatly respect and is the main reason I'm in the newspaper business today -- jerked El Diablo's editorship and handed it to someone else.

It went downhill from there. El Diablo started his own student publication, a move which I regarded with some amusement. When asked, I made it very clear I thought there was plenty of room on campus for multiple publications. It could've ended there, but El Diablo was obsessed with some imagined David vs. Goliath battle being waged by our respective papers.

My advisor and mentor was assaulted in the newsroom by one of our former sports writers. The injuries were severe enough to land him in the hospital for awhile. To this day I'm not convinced El Diablo wasn't involved in some way, either as lookout or serving as Iago to set the attack in motion.

To add to the fun, his final issue was his "last will and testament" about the entire experience. It was so full of half-truths and outright libel that I would've hauled his ass into court if I thought he'd had any credibility. Among his many "charges" against me, my advistor and the head of the Language Division of the college was that we had orchestrated an effort to steal food from the mouths of reporters by changing the way they were paid.

My particular favorite lie was how he declared my editorship of the newspaper to be a "politically correct" choice because having a gay student in that position was so good for the "progressive" image. Of course he completely ignored all of my hard work, dedication and skill. Obviously I only got the job because "gay" was "trendy." Every time I hear someone bitch that so-and-so only got a job because of Affirmative Action, I want to punch the speaker in the face.

Those are the broad strokes of why I dislike El Diablo. There are more reasons, but that's enough for now. He got out of journalism and went into the military. I'm constantly amazed he hasn't fallen victim to friendly fire.
 
My boss is an evil, psycho bitch.
That is all...
 
I suppose there's noone in my life recently that pisses me off... but always in the back of my mind there's someone's memory who can instantly get me pissed off..

Last year a friend (ex now) of mine became homelss. He liked to take little excursions where he would just pack up a few essentials and go hitchhiking as far as he could go. He'd done this a few times already, and when he got back the last time his parents wouldn't take him in.

So I begged my grandfather to let him stay with us for a while. I assured him it would be a few weeks at most, just long enough for this person to get on his feet with a job, and find his own place to stay.

Three weeks, turned into three months. Only once did Brad (the person in question) ever get a job, which he only held for about 4 days. Eventually me and my grandfather decided it was time for him to leave, because he wasn't even looking for a job, he'd leave with his girlfriend to go fuck somewhere then come back and tell my grandfather he was looking for a job.

A few days after he moved out I got my monthly bank statement. I looked at the statement and it said there was a 20 dollar withdrawl that I didn't make, and when I contacted the bank (they checked the security tapes at the ATM) we found out it was him who took the money. He knew where my card was kept and since all my bank stuff is in the same drawer in my room he also found the password.

Anyway, the entire time he lived in the house my sister was also here. Brad slept on the fouton in the living room, I had my room, and my sister had her own room. Well, shortly after Brad moved out my sister told me and my mother that Brad had raped her on 3 occasions. My sister was only 15 at the time..

Of course, I was livid. I called my mom and told her to get bail money. I grabbed my staff and katana and walked out the door. I knew exactly where he was because this entire time he had been acting buddy buddy with me, like nothing happened. I started kicking the door in and another friend came out of the house and stopped me, and when I told him the situation he went inside to "take care of it" My mom came a few minutes later and dragged me back home..

Brad tried to call the house later, to try to "work something out" as he put it. Which basically meant he didn't want us to call the cops. I told him exactly what was going ot happen, if I ever found him again I was going to murder him and it didn't matter to me how long I went to jail.

We were notified by the police shortly thereafter he turned himself in, with the explanation that he was afraid his life was in danger.

Of course, I found out later the "friend" who had stopped me from getting to him in the first place actually knew what was going on. He tried to screw me over by testifying against me in court. Didn't matter though, Brad still went to jail......for 45 days. He made a deal and only got 45 days for raping a 15 year old girl.

Alright....I'm gonna stop talking about this...I"m gettin' pissy just thinking about it..
 
Currently in my life and irritates the piss out of me? Nobody.

All time person I hate or "irritates" me? There are two. My half sister for reasons I won't disclose and a guy named Ed. He raped my friend.
 
xena said:
Kid named Ryan. He thinks hes a badass because hes in cross country...

I'm still laughing 10 minutes after reading this.
Is he pretty good with a bo staff too?
:roll: :roll: :roll:
 
asiamise said:
xena said:
Kid named Ryan. He thinks hes a badass because hes in cross country...

I'm still laughing 10 minutes after reading this.
Is he pretty good with a bo staff too?
:roll: :roll: :roll:

:lol: Chicks like guys with skills. What a horrible movie. :lol:
 
No he would say staffs are stupid. Another thing to add to my list though. He shaved his legs because quote "I'm not a fucking barbarian like you." Gah....hate this kid.
 
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