What's your Halloween costume?

My costume this year is going to be "guy without a beard."

My classic stand by costume is the flasher, a trench coat, boxers, and boots. When anyone asks what I'm supposed to be, I just open up the coat.
 
I was gonna be buddy christ this year, but I ended up having to work a bunch of overtime last week, this week, and next week, so it's a moot point for me.

Other ideas I had pondered included

Crazy Person: Wear some long johns with some shorts and a pair of boxers over top of that, put a tshirt on backwards add a top hat with a neck tie wrapped around it. Carry a Claw Hammer with me everywhere I go.

A Girl: Dress, make up, all that.

LDS Soliciter: Black Tie, Book of Mormon, Bicycle.

A Joint: Bunch of white paper, tapered at the ends, much like the doonsbury comic strip.

Richard from www.LFGcomic.com : This one would have been hard and did not get much consideration as no one I know would get it.

Hard Gay: Fat Hippy in a bunch of leather. Yeah. No.

Brock Sampson: Fake muscles, White T-Shirt (or maybe Led Zepplin Shirt), blond mullet wig, smoke a lot of cigarettes.

Cured Anorexic: Works best for fat people. Just wear a shirt that says I beat Anorexia.

Paris Hilton: Prisoners Jumpsuit and Shower Slides.
 
guy fawkes would be a good costume actually...
 
Hobo pimp. I never got a nice, flourescent-pink jacket, or some pink shades. Going instead with my hat, ring, cane, chain, torn up jeans, and converse.
 
Xander from buffy the vampire slayer... Just need to dress preppy. And my girlfriend who came up with the idea is Xander's girlfriend... so i geuss it works out.
 
Those of you with chest hair and lack of costume could always go as a man-o-lantern.
 
I'm going to make a mini pirate ship model out of cardboard and secure it around my peeper, and tape two potatoes to the pirate ship.

I'll be a Dicktatership.
 
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