Who does all the work?

[Trippyhippy]

SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?




The population of the USA is 300 million.



160 million are retired.



That leaves 140 million to do the work.



There are 85 million in school.



Which leaves 55 million to do the work.



Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.



Leaving 15 million to do the work.



2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.



Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.



Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.



And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.



At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals.



Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.



Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.



That leaves just two people to do the work.



You and me.


And there you are,



sitting on your ass,



at your computer, reading jokes.



Nice. Real nice.

 

[Oropher]

and there YOU are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, POSTING stupid jokes.
Nice. Real nice.

 

[Allegretto]

lawlz, ty i needed that XD

 

[Kagemusha]

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.



Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.



Leaving 15 million to do the work.

EPIC FAIL

 

[Trippyhippy]

EPIC FAIL

Epic bad math on the count of whoever wrote that originaly.

 

[Tyrath]

I lol'd for a few secs ;x

 

[Arctyrael]

lol @ the bad math

 

[Kotsu]

Bad math? He was never shown how to subtract correctly because no one was working as a math teacher at the time. Don't hate on the messenger

I thought it was funny =B

 

[Calais]

As Americans it is our job to sit on our asses and not get much of anything done. Anything more would simply be unpatriotic. Shit, as a matter of fact, I bet that was written by one of them Commies!

 

[Almiras]

I'm pre-occupied trying to help kill Osama

 

[toqabowl]

its all those people from the future!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40U063Oh83c

 

[Neisan]

I'm pre-occupied trying to help kill Osama

You're so on the wrong side of the World. Saw him 6 months ago driving a red Subaru. It was my non-patriotic duty NOT to do anything, and walk away.

Btw, staying up late nights in College is hard work >.>

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

Btw, staying up late nights in College is hard work >.>

Agreed. Espically when your working full time on top of it.

 

[Kagemusha]

Sorry, I saw the faulty math immediately and it sort of ruined the joke for me.