Why I usually don't drink at business lunches...

Veresko

Veresko

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Cause I can't wait to get out of here now!!!!!! I usually never drinks when I go on a business lunch, but today I did (just little, I'm not drunk or anything, come on!!!) and now I feel ready to take a nap or get in a t-shirt and jeans and play FFXI till I pass out!

And everybody comes in my office and ask for decisions!!! Why do I pay these people for, make your own damn mind and quit bugging me while I post on a game board!!!!! :lol:

aaaahhhhhh crap, I need coffee! :wink:
 
LOL!!!

I downed a beer once when I was younger in the bathroom (on New Years Eve) in between waiting tables...and also had a bit of a "smoke" and when I returned to take orders I was soooo paranoid - LOL I vowed to never do it on the job again. ;) (Oh, except when the cast of my last show got drunk on Schnaaps before we performed LOL I think the audience liked it better...)

Although - now that I have an office day job...that might make things interesting ;)
 
Oh god, I absolutely cannot "Smoke" during a break or anything here!!!! When I do (which is very very very rare!!!!) , I just can't sit down and I talk all the time. I talk all the time even when I am sober, I even talk when I sleep (and I kid you not!!!!) so I can't imagine what it would be like here....


You, where is the report I asked you 2 hours ago and why is it so damn hot in here and stop looking at me can you get me Mr. abc on the phone but wait cause I have to pee first have you filled the toilet paper in there which reminds my the copy machine is out of paper and how much do we pay a month for that piece of shit again andhasfurnituremarketpaidtherbilledcauseI'mgonnagodowntheretomorrow.........
 
Hennigan's is the way to go when drinking in the office.
:D
 
I always went with shots of Rumplemintz since it really didn't show on the breath. That is just me though.
 
LOL Jender i used to smoke out behind the dumpster and make pizzas dam those were the days stoned out of my mind at work ^^b
 
I smoked in the walk in fridge at a gas station. Once, this lady opened the door and the fans blew my fresh hit right in her face.
:oops:

She kind of looked weird and then tried to peer between the sodas to see inside. I almost completely laughed in her face.
 
Lol sneak!!!

Ahhhh those store fridge, if they could talk!!! There was that convenient store next to my place that did not have any camera in it. So everytime we went there to buy a case of beer, we would always drink up a couple real quick! lol

Those were the days.....
 
Totally...Fridges and pizza places are infamous for the employees getting loaded.

They pale in comparison to the almight country club though! MUWAHAHAHA!

I worked at one (not a caddy) from the ages of 15-20. I did everything from bartend to valet. WOW. The access to booze was unreal. Boss gives you the key to the liquor room to restock the bar or bring supplies to the 13th hole or some shit...
You walk in and there are SO many cases of SO many different kinds of alcohol. I'd load up the utility (gas) cart (OH YEAH!!) and be sure to stop by the parking lot before reaching my final destination.

I also prayed for rain, as the golf carts were too damn fun. Going down a hill and clicking in that parking brake while cutting the wheel all the way = really amusing.

Some old fart actually landed a golf ball in the back of my utility cart one time. WHAM!!!! Scared the shit outta me.
 
:lol: OMG Sneak, that's good!!!!
 
Allrighty, I am out of here!!! I'll drive till I find the first convenient store and drink till I pass out in the fridge!!! I'll just say some hobo attacked me!

See you guys later!
 
This thread turned into something very funny ^^

I'd love to see it continue as a "craziest shit you've ever done on the clock" type thread :)
 
asiamise said:
This thread turned into something very funny ^^

I'd love to see it continue as a "craziest shit you've ever done on the clock" type thread :)
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Humm.. maybe I should allow employees to post here then, see what they've been up to..... :twisted:

Craziest thing I did while on the clock... hummmm... so many to choose from.....

Well I used to work at, how would you call that in english, a sugar shack? (Oh that sounds so weird...) It's a place where you go (usually with a group) to eat and taste anything made with mapple syrup, usually located in the woods... you get the picture.

So anyway, there are always mainly tourists (specially from France) there that wants to "Live like Canadians!!!" Go figure lol. I was a waiter there and most of my friends were working there as well. God, there is so many things I'd like to post.... this place had a liquor license, so we would always steal a bottle of wine or jack or a few beers and drink on the shift.

So one time I walked out of the kitchen, looking like I am in pain and I have something in my eye, while people are eating. I was hiding a cream cup (the small ones you find in restaurant) in my hand. I started running faster towards the bar in the middle, grabbing everyone's attention. I get there, start screaming out of pain, take the first thing I see to get whatever is in my eye out..... a fork.... and start poking in my hand at the cream cup.

Needless to say white goey liquid started spilling between my fingers and people started looking away, some yelling OMG!!! and I swear I though one lady was gonna puke. That's when I stopped and started laughing... alone... muwahahahaha I was young and though that was incredibly funny at the time.

Oh and if you happen to go to one if these places.... when the time comes to go outside to taste some more mapple based product, please don't leave your camera inside with the staff. :twisted: I would have paid to see the faces of the french showing there friends pictures of Canada... only to see naked canadian tushie on them!!!!!! :wink:

Can't believe we never got fired....
 
Priest said:
LOL Jender i used to smoke out behind the dumpster and make pizzas dam those were the days stoned out of my mind at work ^^b
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That reminds me of a story. I would roll blunts right on the counter that I made the pizza on. If I ever had a little extra that I got free or something, I'd cook it into the dough of the pizza. It was usually the ones that I made slice pies with, because then I got to Plus I deal right out of the pizzeria. Which reminds me of another story. After I got fired from the pizza place, I got a job at a video rental store and dealed outta there too. Would tell people that wanted to buy to rent certain DVDs that never rented and I'd put the bags in with the dvd. :roll:
 
Veresko said:
Needless to say white goey liquid started spilling between my fingers and people started looking away, some yelling OMG!!! and I swear I though one lady was gonna puke. That's when I stopped and started laughing... alone... muwahahahaha I was young and though that was incredibly funny at the time.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... HA... HA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA...

That is the BEST story/idea i've had in months.

I ran a liquor store when I was 18. My friends would come in and we would go into the walk-in to get high and drink whatever. I would go back to my post and blast Slayer or Sepultura on my boombox. Everytime a customer that didn't know me would walk in (tourist, neighborhood store) they would turn around and walk out. I lasted a year before I got fired. Of course the owner was a crazy crack head. One time his nephew tried to kill me and the cops had to come and.... anyway i'm rambling. Ahhh the memories.
 
Heh, this thread brings back memories.

When I was fifteen, I worked at a Sears, mind you in a very small town and it was a very small tools/garden/tv/appliances only store, and it was hardly ever busy. So the other employees and I would: sleep on the counters of the dishwasher display, make popcorn in one of the microwaves, or get one of the lawn chairs from the garden section, put on a dvd, and camp out in front of one of the big screens.

After that store closed (I developed a reputation for closing down whatever businesses I worked for; three of the fours places I've worked at closed while I was employed) and I got a job at a furniture store doing deliveries. My co-delivery boy, the bosses son, is insane (the last time I saw him he greeted me by shouting 'Hey! My blood alchohol level is higher than my GPA!!") liked to take naps in the back of the truck if there was a couch back there. It was fun to slam on the breaks and hear *thump*"OW!! GODDAMNIT!!"

Then I got a job at a small nonsyndicated radiostation as a dj. This is a country/gospel/oldies station with around a thousand listeners with an very small broadcast range (FM transmitter pumps out a whopping 6k watts). The owner of this station is an extreme cheapskate, and generally employs a few older people to work mornings, and high school students for nights and weekends. He should have had a little buzzer in his head that said "wait....highschoolers....locked in a small building that I own....alone.....at night....FOUL!" but apparently he lacks this feature. I remember one time me and some pals got high, went into the news room, and had an impromptu radio show, mostly just us saying how much we like pot and wow look at the flashy lights. Luckily, in my haze, I turned the mic channels on but kept enough prescence of mind not to turn them up.
Tales abound of employees who have "christened" desks, the couch, and the bosses desk with their significant others, of people who had parties there till four in the morning, and so on. I miss that job...
 
i used to work at a telemarketing place and our sups would let us let us get off the phones and "smoke" outside on night shift. a lot of them would come with us. and we used to work a 9-5 shift on saturday, nothing like waking up, not eating, and then at 1 oclock lunchbreak grabbing two 24 oz beersz and a one hitter and having fun for the rest of shift...

oh yeah, and my band frequently smokes/drinks before we play, which usually ends up in all of us fucking up and then stopping and starting the song from the riff we fucked up at. and sometimes terrible improve sections to songs. but people still watch and applaud and laugh. (at or with, i don;t care)
 
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