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Christian Group Preps To Attack Wii

A tipster sends word that The Porn Talk, a site backed by a secretive faith-based ministry in California, is prepping to attack Nintendo's Wii and other gaming devices, calling them "portals to porno" in a press release.

In the press release, leaked to Kotaku today, The Porn Talk founder Mike Foster does his best to stoke up some fear about the Wii saying that even though the device has parental controls, "parents don't see a need for them because they are unaware of the porn capabilities."

With a headline that reads "The Wii's Dirty Little Secret," the story's caustic tone is more off-putting than what little facts are presented. The full press release is on the jump.

I find it funny that a site that seems to go to so much effort to hide its ties to religion and ministry work is using the phrase dirty little secret. Brian Crecente

The Wii's Dirty Little Secret

The Wiittle Porn Problem For Nintendo's Best Selling Game Console

CORONA, CA - The Nintendo Wii gaming console has a wiittle porn problem. That's right; this seemingly innocent family game console has a dirty little secret. It has the dubious ability to access pornography via the internet and most parents are not aware of this fact according to www.ThePornTalk.com

Like many new gaming technologies, the Wii's wireless internet capabilities make it a portal to porno. "Parents think the computer is the only way for their kids to get porn on the internet. Unfortunately, they are dead wrong," says Mike Foster, founder of ThePornTalk.com. "Gaming devices like the Wii and the PSP aren't just for fun games anymore. You're able to surf the net, chat with friends, email, and view porn because of its internet access. Kids know this but parents don't!"

Wireless internet (Wi-Fi) technology allows electronic devices like Nintendo's Wii to wirelessly connect to the internet. Airports, Starbucks, schools, and even entire cities give people the opportunity to log on the internet with a Wi-Fi device like the Wii or even Sony's PSP. "This makes it very difficult to monitor as a parent. You can easily put safeguards in your house but it's impossible to monitor in a Wi-Fi world," says Foster. "Even though the Nintendo Wii has parental controls, parents don't see a need for them because they are unaware of the porn capabilities."

The Nintendo Wii has become the best-selling video game console in the United States, outselling Microsoft and Sony competitors in the month of January, 2007. Because of its success many websites have taken advantage of its online capability. Several companies have changed the look and functionality of their web sites to accommodate the Wii. The porn industry is also implementing these changes to their sites. Porn websites are taking the look of the Wii's home page and menus and modeling their own sites after them. Porn sites are even converting their video clips so that they can run on the Wii.

So the solution lies in parents getting the facts and then talking to their children about expectations for online activity. Foster believes that, "Whether it is the home computer or these new gaming consoles, porn is easily accessible. The Wii is an amazing console and tons of fun but parents need good info on how to keep kids safe."

About ThePornTalk.com
ThePornTalk.com is an innovative web resource that helps parents talk to their kids about porn and internet dangers. The site features conversation starters, videos, a weekly podcast, parent's stories and other resources. Contributors to the site include child advocates, pastors, therapists, and kids themselves.

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I thought this was nuts. I guess people will complain about everything, eh?

Anybody else think this is crazy, or am I the only one who thinks these people have too much time on their hands?
 
I can access porn with a pencil and paper too. Get rid of those.
 
Lol I agree with your Pasquale..Crazy people..

I never saw what was so horribly bad about porn anyway(moral issues not withstanding)

I was shown porn(by an adult no less...) at the age of 11. I don't think it has negatively affected my life at all...But thats a completely different discussion D:
 
I didn't see any people attack the Dreamcast, and that shit had a zoom feature.
 
Westyle said:
I can access porn with a pencil and paper too. Get rid of those.

i saw a man on tv at the beach make a sand vagina, ban the sand!!!
 
#1 if it has internet capabilities, then it is able to find porn...

#2 if it has internet capabilities, then there is almost ALWAYS a way to block that feature from being used.




What most "smart people" dont do, is look at #1..... And then when they DO look at #1, they dont look at #2....

"OMFG its a surprise that the Wii can access porn! Stop sales!"
 
I wonder where they got the idea that the Wii could be used for porn...

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Just like that one time when I used to go to IGN alot (back in 2000)... Somehow, I got redirected to some radical, so-called, fundamentalist "christian" site saying about how Star Wars is the devil because one 11 year old girl tried to have sex with a life-sized doll of Jar Jar Binks.

"The Grinch" (The movie staring Jim Carrey) is the devil, because one defective doll of the Grinch (for when they were merchandising the crap outta it) had a plastic bubble defect on the crotch of the doll--"Oh my god almighty! They're trying to put a penis on the doll!!" ... Um... No... That just happened when they were molding the plastic for it off the assembly line at the toy factory... But if you say it's a penis, then it's a penis, I guess.

Funnier yet was when they went on a Tirade against N*SYNC in one article I read. A 12 year old girl in a wheelchair sent a fan letter to Justin Timberlake or something, saying that she wanted to be his wife. He never replied... So about 6 months or so rolled by, and the little girl (and her parents) were under the pretense that her and Justin were officially "dating". He finally replied (or atleast someone answering his fan letters did) and gave the sort of "robotic" response to the effect that while he was flattered, he couldn't be with her or something. The 12 year old's heart sank, so she took a shotgun and blew her own head off. The parents were outraged that her "Boyfriend" dumped her and she committed suicide.

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Now... When I see, or hear about crap like that... I honestly don't think these people have any business even calling themselves "Christian". Forgive me for that. It's just crazy....
 
That's riidiculous.

Besides, porn on the Wii isn't that good anyway. I've checked.
 
"Whether it is the home computer or these new gaming consoles, porn is easily accessible. The Wii is an amazing console and tons of fun but parents need good info on how to keep kids safe."

Good info like, oh... I don't know... the FUCKING WII INSTRUCTION MANUAL?

Awesome find, Pasquale. Those busybodies are idiots.
 
I hate people that plead ignorance over stuff like this.

I also hate people that take something (like the justin case Devi mentioned earlier) and try to sue someone. Like people arguing the television is the toold of the devil because some crazy boy decided that he could fly because someone on the TV flied, and then fall to his inevitable death.

I mean, seriously people. If it wasn't the TV, he'd look at the sky and see a bird. What's the difference? Want to sue the bird for making your son believe he can fly?

Yeah. Let's grab a shotgun and shoot that bitch down. Kill every last one of those devil's creation.

Maybe they should stop reading the bible to him too. I heard those angels can be really mean and make people believe they can fly. Let's shoot those bitches down.
 
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