Woah!

Reposting this shit for posterity!

Yo Gilga, Pat, Uprick,
You givin dat bitch ya dick?
You play with the legos
Then you bang them hoes.

Luis, Lu-dawg, Upis,
I know you feel this
You back in the big apple
but don't forget to drink ya Snapple.

Lori, Upri, Dat bitch,
You got no poison but don't snitch
You're still pretty cool
makin sandwiches like a fool.

Then there's me, the great Upex,
Nothing rhymes with Upex except Upex
I like funny movies, like Step Brothers,
better watch out or I'll bang your mothers

This is a phat rhyme
I like quarters, not dimes
It needs a fat beat
I'll poop on your feet
I got nothin more to say
masn, this song ain't gay.
 
I've never cried so much in my life,
If I was married, I would most likely be the wife.
Tears keeps streaming down from my eyes,
I really, really love you guys.

This home dog has got a lot of dog food,
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come off rude.
But seriously Upex, that beat was tight,
You nailed every line, it just felt right.

The coolest part that I believe to be,
Was Lori making sandwiches for Luis, you, and me.
I ain't got a nickle, but I do a dime-ah,
Man this is a tight rhymgina.

Rhymgina is a word I made yesterday,
It most certinaly is far from gay.
I'm about to eat a turkey and cheese sandwich
And man, I love being white and rich.

Poor Luis is trying hard to get by,
But me and Alex just get to fly.
White people can rap, you know it to be true
I just want to bring you guys to the zoo.

Well that's about it for me right now,
I'm off to the Catalina Wine Mixer, POW POW!
Actually, it's sandwiching time, here I go!
Thanks again Lori, this bread has good dough.
 
and posting this for Lori

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I'M ON A BOAT, AND,
IT'S GOING FAST, AND,
I GOT MY ARTICLE THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN.
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD JUST LIKE LEO.
IF YOU NOT ON THE SHOW THEN YOU SURE AIN'T ME-OH.
 
IT'S SO GOOD TO BE REUNITED! I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS!
 
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