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Pasquale

Pasquale

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I just had to sit through 90 minutes of this crap at work. A handful of guys are total re-re's and because of them everyone had to go to this lecture. The plus side was getting out of doing real work for an hour and a half.

I got a lot of shit after the meeting for this:

Diversity Trainer: "You there, in the hooded shirt, If I were to hit on you right now, would you be offended?"
Jason: "Um... I'm not sure."
Diversity Trainer: "And why's that?"
Jason: "Well, no offense, but you're really, really old looking. On the flipside, I haven't had sex in three years, so I guess I could go either way."

If you want to read the full thing, you can find it at www.superawesomecarnivalbears.net

*retired-SMN edit* The page has been updated since I made this post, so to read this one, you have to scroll down a little bit til you see "A newer, more sensitive Jason." Thanks.

I know some people frown upon people pimping their own shit, but i think its pretty funny, and I thought I would give you guys something else to read inbetween posts in Chasyms thing.
 
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lol I have issues with being sarcastic. Sounds like something I would have said, although mine probably would have been more sexist.
 
Lanien said:
lol I have issues with being sarcastic. Sounds like something I would have said, although mine probably would have been more sexist.
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you should have seen the womans face when i said that. I thought she was going to pull off my arms and wail on me with them.
 
"You are a horrible person"

Hahaha, pretty funny stuff, I just hope you were being sarcastic and not too serious in some of those comments XD
 
Zoolander said:
"You are a horrible person"

Hahaha, pretty funny stuff, I just hope you were being sarcastic and not too serious in some of those comments XD
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oh god no, it was all a joke. Except for the asian drivers thing, but I mean, c'mon... :wink:
 
Pasquale said:
oh god no, it was all a joke. Except for the asian drivers thing, but I mean, c'mon... :wink:
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Idk, I live in Florida so I can see the old people thing...fucking old people...GET OFF THE ROAD. Haven't noticed many bad asian drivers though :/
 
Zoolander said:
Idk, I live in Florida so I can see the old people thing...fucking old people...GET OFF THE ROAD. Haven't noticed many bad asian drivers though :/
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lol I just wanted to express my dislike for the sensitivity lecture in the most insensitive way possible.

Everything I wrote was for humor's sake. Aside from the no sex thing. I only wish that one was a joke too.
 
lol xD I can imagine her anger from that.
 
Zoolander said:
Haven't noticed many bad asian drivers though :/
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Come to Vancouver in the winter. Hell, come to Vancouver any time of the year. Unfortunately they're not seasonal, they just get worse in the winter.
 
Pasquale said:
I just had to sit through 90 minutes of this crap at work. A handful of guys are total re-re's and because of them everyone had to go to this lecture. The plus side was getting out of doing real work for an hour and a half.

I got a lot of shit after the meeting for this:

Diversity Trainer: "You there, in the hooded shirt, If I were to hit on you right now, would you be offended?"
Jason: "Um... I'm not sure."
Diversity Trainer: "And why's that?"
Jason: "Well, no offense, but you're really, really old looking. On the flipside, I haven't had sex in three years, so I guess I could go either way."

If you want to read the full thing, you can find it at www.superawesomecarnivalbears.net

I know some people frown upon people pimping their own shit, but i think its pretty funny, and I thought I would give you guys something else to read inbetween posts in Chasyms thing.
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I looked through the blog since work was slow today, the training post was funny, but the one that really made me laugh was the convo with Ed, about the morning porn.

I feel your pain, at my old job we had a customer who would only talk about having sex with every woman that came through the door. The moment they would walk by, it was always something sexist or perverted. I got nothing against a couple of jokes, but this would last for like an hour or more, it gets tiring after awhile. Anyway, good read, and cool blog, has some funny posts, keep it up.
 
Pupusa said:
I looked through the blog since work was slow today, the training post was funny, but the one that really made me laugh was the convo with Ed, about the morning porn.

I feel your pain, at my old job we had a customer who would only talk about having sex with every woman that came through the door. The moment they would walk by, it was always something sexist or perverted. I got nothing against a couple of jokes, but this would last for like an hour or more, it gets tiring after awhile. Anyway, good read, and cool blog, has some funny posts, keep it up.
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Ugh, yeah. A few jokes is ok, but after the seventh minute of hearing the phrase 'right in the mouth' it gets a little old.

Thanks for the compliments. I write the blog and the Jason Vs for the site.
 
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lol, that was hilarious. "I assumed it was because Co-Worker2 was eating the last doughnut, because it can't possibly be the fact two people are talking about a fictional character in a crappy movie." XD
 
ugh. I had to go through this same thing back when I worked in the company building rather than from home. These wacky scenarios they come with are hilarious, and pretty much everyone in the meeting was trying their hardest to be raunchy. Such a waste of time.
 
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