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Well I usually don't do or say much on this particular forum, but I had a busy day at work last night/this morning and I felt like sharing.

First off, not a whole lot of people, at least not many QCDN'ers know what I do for a living. Well, back in November I quit my lame ass job as a clerk at a gas station (not exactly brag material, but it payed bills) and was hired to work as a Correctional Officer with Corrections Corporation of America (aka. C.C.A.). I live in the shitty shitty tourist town of Panama City, FL. CCA runs the Bay County Jail and the Annex, as well as a Prison. I work for the jail.

Now.. I'm not sure how many of you keep up with the news, hell I hardly keep up with it at all myself, but we recently picked up one Mr. Joe Francis. A man whom I'm sure plenty of the guys around here know by name, and if you don't he's the owner/creator of the "Girls Gone Wild" videos. He was brought in on Tuesday.

Here's a link to a bit of the story if you're interested: http://www.newsherald.com/headlines/article.display.php?a=922

Apparently, the dipshit marshalls that brought him in didn't search him very well, if at all. They escorted him up the whole way until he was in a cell. And btw that article is slightly wrong, he's not on the 1st floor, he's on the 3rd. >_> Anyway, so apparently he tried to bribe an officer on that floor last night to get him a bottle of water by saying he'd give him $100. Well the officer no, and told a supervisor, Francis was then taken out and pat searched, quite possibly for the first time since he arrived and what do you know.. he ends up having $700 in cash on him and a few pills of Xanax (I cant remember how to spell it).

Well now he's facing even more charges, like attempt of bribing and officer and possession of narcotics. :D Sorry, but when you walk in here wearing the blue's, you're treated like any other inmate no matter who you are. Thing is.. apparently he had a bottle of water in his cell earlier, before the whole pat search thing. So.. I'm just thinking someone might have taken the money once. Since there's no way he could get a bottle of water unless someone gave it to him, and he's in a whole pod by himself. Also, inmates dont get water bottles, they can order soda's off the commissary and they get milk and juice (read: shitty kool-aid) with their meals.

It's gonna be fun *sarcasm* for the next few days or weeks, depending on how long he stays. But considering he's high profile, and the fact that he had court this morning, I can't say for sure how long he'll be staying. Joy of joys. I hope he gets the hell out of here as soon as he can, but its kind of neat having an actual celeb in the jail.
 
Ask him to show you his tits.
 
Apparently, the dipshit marshalls that brought him in didn't search him very well, if at all. They escorted him up the whole way until he was in a cell. And btw that article is slightly wrong, he's not on the 1st floor, he's on the 3rd. >_> Anyway, so apparently he tried to bribe an officer on that floor last night to get him a bottle of water by saying he'd give him $100. Well the officer no, and told a supervisor, Francis was then taken out and pat searched, quite possibly for the first time since he arrived and what do you know.. he ends up having $700 in cash on him and a few pills of Xanax (I cant remember how to spell it).

Is "taken out and pat searched" cop slang for "taken out and beaten for trying to bribe an officer?"

He got arrested for filming underage girls, right? You had to see that coming.
 
Is "taken out and pat searched" cop slang for "taken out and beaten for trying to bribe an officer?"

He got arrested for filming underage girls, right? You had to see that coming.

No.. it's not slang. :P It's just a type of search you do, it can also be considered frisking or called a pat down. The most simple search you can do, but if we wanted to we have the right to do a strip search on any inmate. <_<; But lets just say there better be a good reason.

Don't get me wrong, the guy is spoiled rotten and there's several of us who would love to just beat the crap out of him because of his attitude alone. But that's not the professional thing to do.. not to mention, yeah... that'd definitely get someone fired and then sued hardcore by Francis.

Ask him to show you his tits.

lol That'd be funny, but also.. not very smart. Could easily be twisted around as sexual harassment and all that, things to get fired over. Serious buisness. :/ Considering I just started 5 months ago and this job pays pretty nice, not quite gonna take that chance. ^^;
 
Then you should give him pictures of cats.

One a day.

Until he goes insane.
 
Then you should give him pictures of cats.

One a day.

Until he goes insane.

*I summon Zaltana in troll mode!*

No seriously...send Kayleen to him and have her caestrate him

she'd love it
 
Interesting read Elpon, but zomg long. I read enough of it though.

And slight update, Francis was moved over to the Annex. And they arrested one of his lawyers as being the one who gave him that contraband. Now Mr. lawyer is in the cell Francis was in before. Scott Barbour or something, is his name I believe. Yeah.. I hope the dude has money, 'cause im sure he could easily lose his license over something like this. Fun fun.
 
I hope he gets raped in prison.
 
I'd be pretty hard for that to happen, even if you wished it. He's pretty much kept separate from the rest of the general population. I don't know where they have him over at the annex, but chances are its one of the lockdown rooms used for isolation.
 
kiddie porn = stabby stab.

small wonder.

Read about this in the paper earlier this morning as i ... clerked at a gas station. ><

Hopefully he gets a little more in the way of jailtime as opposed to the usual celebrity treatment of community service with charities they're already known for doing things with. :wacko:
 
Yeah, this prick makes me sick. Rapist, smut peadler of the worst genre (softcore sucks you asshole), and his all around "lol I am God" attitude makes me want to just load up, find him, and do what whoever in charge of life and death doesn't seem to think needs to be done yet.
 
kiddie porn = stabby stab.

small wonder.

Read about this in the paper earlier this morning as i ... clerked at a gas station. ><

Hopefully he gets a little more in the way of jailtime as opposed to the usual celebrity treatment of community service with charities they're already known for doing things with. :wacko:

Really? You clerk at a gas station? That's so cool, I wish I could land a gig that sweet. Is it just like the movie Clerks? Can I come hang out and sell pot by your place?
 
Really? You clerk at a gas station? That's so cool, I wish I could land a gig that sweet. Is it just like the movie Clerks? Can I come hang out and sell pot by your place?

Recent career move after ... sitting on my ass watching my kids for 2.5-3 years. As far as the work goes, for the job, it's a real sweet gig. No coporate bullshit, just some venezualan guy who runs the place.

And yes, but i'll warn you; you'll have alot of competition ;)
 
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