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Sculli

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Alright, so here is the deal, can someone possibly explain to me the rationale for the following behavior on the part of a coworker?

I head to the restroom to take a leak. I am a couple steps in, and I smell this smell, smells like carrots in throw-up! It could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap! You get the idea.

I thinking WTF, fan not working?
I am in the restroom already, may as well get on with it, and as I do, I hear these sounds, nasty #2 sounds followed by satisfied grunting, some paper coming off the roll, extra loud crumpling, flushing, and within the time it took me to take a leak (which isn't very long), the person steps out of the stall, nods me a greeting with a slight smile, and goes on to wash their hands as I do the same.

My question is, if you stunk up the whole restroom so much that anyone would be justified to call Homeland Security because of potential bioharzad threat, were loud about it like a jet engine, would you step out of the stall while someone else is in the restroom and let them know of your "job well done!"?

Am I really the only one who thinks that if I am subjected to someone elses ass gas plus, then I really feel better if I don't know whos it is?
 
Well you know that if it causes you to make sounds and has stink that makes stink say "that stinks" chances are you would be satisfied that it is out of your body too. I could totally understand the relieved feeling after leaving the stall. Having spent many a night drinking Iron "shitty" I'm sure that I've put other people in your situation too.
 
Sculli said:
Alright, so here is the deal, can someone possibly explain to me the rationale for the following behavior on the part of a coworker?

I head to the restroom to take a leak. I am a couple steps in, and I smell this smell, smells like carrots in throw-up! It could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap! You get the idea.

I thinking WTF, fan not working?
I am in the restroom already, may as well get on with it, and as I do, I hear these sounds, nasty #2 sounds followed by satisfied grunting, some paper coming off the roll, extra loud crumpling, flushing, and within the time it took me to take a leak (which isn't very long), the person steps out of the stall, nods me a greeting with a slight smile, and goes on to wash their hands as I do the same.

My question is, if you stunk up the whole restroom so much that anyone would be justified to call Homeland Security because of potential bioharzad threat, were loud about it like a jet engine, would you step out of the stall while someone else is in the restroom and let them know of your "job well done!"?

Am I really the only one who thinks that if I am subjected to someone elses ass gas plus, then I really feel better if I don't know whos it is?
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i found that stupid funny never happened to me but sounds so funny you should of said something like "theres a peice of tolietpaper out of your ass" or something like that to that guy/gal who that was Xd
 
Whenever that happens at my workplace, I act as seriously as I can and strongly state that, "It smells like shit in here!"

Then I do my business as fast as possible. If I see the proud papa, I congratulate him...For living through it....Or I start quoting the lines from the first Austin Powers. If they get embarrassed, you can just say, "Ah no big deal. We all have those days. Well, most of us anyway. Glad to see you're feeling better!"
 
I always give everyone a curtesy flush as soon as anything leaves my ass in a public bathroom. I HATE going to public bathrooms, but when it's unbearable, I never go out when other people are there and I leave the stall immaculately clean.
 
Who Does Number 2 Work For?
 
blazn said:
you should of said something like "theres a peice of tolietpaper out of your ass" or something like that
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Maybe I would have, but I tried not to breathe, short of the sniff I caught when I walked in it actually worked.
 
He might have been a terrorist secretly "excreting" a new weapon of mass destruction...or he just cleansed himself of all evil doing. You sure no one died in there? How the hell did you survive the horrific humid atmosphere. I'd run in the female restroom and relieve myself there. Girls like twinkies...:D

**SE should use this man's bowel movement as a threat/punishment to RMT gilsellers. FFXI jail system is corrupt, this is justice.**
 
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lmao, personally i'm an "everyone in the can be damned i gotta shit" kinda guy .. do i smile and nod at people walking out? fuck no .. but i mean .. everyone shit's .. some with more vigor and ambience than others.

My advice? carry a couple books of matches around and next time that happens hand the guy one and tell him to keep em around the next time he stuffs roadkill up his ass.

Edit: i gave my uncle hell once for destroying an olive garden restroom with the foulness that is a middle aged movement, i'm for the courtesy flush when you know you're about to drop some shitga II.
 
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I would've told the guy (doesn't matter who it is, this is important) that he needs to give a curtesy flush. As soon as the shit hits the water and the smell wafs up then its the persons obligation to flush.

I wouldn't care if I worked with the guy, if I didn't know him well then it would've been easy, if I did know him well it would've been harder but then we'd have something to joke about.
 
I guess I'm immature. While I wouldn't appreciate the odor, it is understandable, shit stinks. Farting is funny...it just is. I'm the type that would have embarassed the person with uncontrollable laughter, and maybe a comment like, "wow someone is baking some brownies in there" or "Remember, no job is done untill the paper work is complete".

I remember once at a concert I was severly trashed, and some poor guy was missing the concert due to what was obvioulsy explosive diarrhea. Everytime the guy would let one rip I would say "god bless you", or "good heavens". Everyone, including the guy was histerically laughing, which of course caused him to let them ripe even more, and becuase of his laughing they would come out rapidly, then quit, then rapidly again. I'm cracking up right now just remembering it.

Bottom line, potty humor is the best way to cope wtih such situations. Oh yeah, and a book of matchs is always a good thing to have on you as well.
 
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Sculli said:
Am I really the only one who thinks that if I am subjected to someone elses ass gas plus, then I really feel better if I don't know whos it is?
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I see your point there Sculli. Ignorance is bliss especially if said killer shitter turns out to be one of your workmates. Who, in their right mind, would want to be labelled Mr. Craptastic? It's just like the same dude that walks out of a stall and just does that.. walks out and doesn't even wash his hands (Sneaky's best friend). I doubt you'd ever want to shake hands or even break off a piece of his kit kat bar during lunch. I understand people have to do their thing and some things can't be controlled, but hot damn, FLUSH when you're on blowin your colon. Have some concideration for those sharing that 10 X 10 foot room with you. :wacko: So yeah Sculli, I'm in the same boat with ya..
 
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