Worst//Most Annoying macros you have ever seen.

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I used to use macros all the time, now I just neglect them, I guess using the menus and still being a good player gives me a sense of professionalism(sp? sorry big word)... then again i guess im just stupid :lol:
 
I hate the ones where people are actually trying to be serious, like:
/ma "Cure" <t>
O gods, bless this thy servant with magical life, from which s/he shall draw strength to defeat thy foes!

That's not too far off what one rdm had.

or:
/ws "Nightmare Scythe" <t>
Tremble before my might, <t>! I strike you down with dark fury!

The absolute worst though, belonged to this galka dragoon I partied with in Garlaige.
/ja "Jump" <t>
Yeah, I got hops.

What the hell does that mean? It quite annoyed me.
 
lol ALL of batcheporus or how ever you spell that turns name. Her macros almost had my scooping my eyes out with a juice box straw ( yes the bendy ones! )
 
Summoner macros annoy me

I have ones for like Aerial Armor because the range is so small like

<Please gather together> <Aerial Armor> 3 Seconds

However

"I call upon the earth's fury!!"
(summon earth spirit)
"I release you my slave"
(release earth spirit"

In /say......
 
Haha I used to have these elaborate summoning macros... I mean people told me they liked them though so I kept 'em around ...but I got tired of filling the party chat with useless shit so I scrapped 'em. =Z
 
Daroth said:
lol ALL of batcheporus or how ever you spell that turns name. Her macros almost had my scooping my eyes out with a juice box straw ( yes the bendy ones! )
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Why am I not surprised?
If I ever end up in a PT with that person I will tell the leader, "Batcheporu goes or I go, and it doesn't matter to me which way you want it."
 
Guilotina or something close to that spelling (an elvan rdm)
has the most annoying/stupid macros i've ever come across

i try not to remember what most of them were.. but he/she had one for Enblizzard that was along the lines of "quit acting like cold water can't hurt ya, Bitch I'll kill ya"... every spell, skill, ability, etc had a macro with some thing stupid being said

other than that he/she kicked ass as far as keeping everyone refreshed and mobs dispelled
 
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Drewtaru said:
I was once blacklisted without even knowing it... found out when me and the other person partied again together like 20 levels later....... She unblisted me later in that party since it wasnt working. But it was racking my brain though... why was i blacklisted???
She had forgotten why.... then later she told me it was because of my macros.
Never mentioned which one.... but i got an idea of which one it is.....

/target <bt>
/follow <t>
/a <t>
/p I don't think you trust in my self-rightious suicide, <t>.

But it wasnt like i SPAMMED it.... I'm a BLM... how often do i actually engage a monster.

Oh and the line is from a song called CHOP SUEY by System of a Down.


But the ones that bother me are the boost macros..... Boost is done SO often.

I wish there were an option to turn off calls......
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That's awesome! I love system of a down! haha!

As for worst:
Well, they don't really bother me unless it is something that is used OFTEN, such as:
Boost
Third Eye
Any magic spell that is used often(Cure, Fire, Blind, etc)
Except: Provoke
Also, I really hate it when they have an overused macro saying(I'm rick james bitch!) and also i hate the ones that are like
/ja "Provoke" <t>
/p I wil kil u <t>! I no karratey!

Anything misspelled POORLY..

Funny ones, i do like..

Like my friends macros(I was playing for him in Kazham once) and one that i thought was funny was:
/ma "Water" <t>
/p drinking the bong water is bad for you
 
anything with the words:

'bitch'
'whore'
'mutha fuka' (or any variations of it)
'suck it'

those macros are annoying :evil:
 
I ahve a macro that I use often:

/em does the "-------" NAKED pimp dance!
/followed by some motions and stuff.

the ----- is replaced often. for example:
/em does the "I leveld to 51!" NAKED pimp dance! or
/em does the "SHITTT! DIED!" NAKED pimp dance! or
/em does the "Hello!" NAKED pimp dance! or
/em does the "LETS GET THIS PT STARTED! NAKED pimp dance! or my favorite:
/em does the "naked NAKED!" NAKED pimp dance! ( i actually remove my armor for this one.
I know they are anoyying but i NEVER used it in battle, only during long pauses, rests or as comic relive. Once I do this, most of the tarus in my PT do their own dances.
PS: i dont know who the hell said Galka can dance! NO THEY CANT! >< lol
 
hmmmmm, here are my top 3:

I remember a whm had these cure macros back in the good ol' valkurm days, it went like:

1)
/ma "Cure" <t>
/wait 1
/party Bubbles Bubbles, cure <t>'s troubles!
(apparently he/she is referring to the white magic casting motion where those "bubbles" surround the caster.....very annoying.)

2) Drawing from what Mr.Wonko said, I remember I was in a PT with this whm from Bastok, and I swear to Lord ALLLLFREAKINGMIGHTY, this guy had a cure macro that went like this:

/party "May the holy powers of altana and bastok fuse in my thoughts and in my mind, give this man the strength of our technology and our power, so that we may live the name of Bastok!" <call1>

3) then some summoner in quifm has all his stupid summoning macros
(ex. I summon you! Carbuncle!, etc) IN SHOUT!

fun stuff! ^^
 
Mr.Wonko said:
I hate the ones where people are actually trying to be serious, like:
/ma "Cure" <t>
O gods, bless this thy servant with magical life, from which s/he shall draw strength to defeat thy foes!

That's not too far off what one rdm had.

or:
/ws "Nightmare Scythe" <t>
Tremble before my might, <t>! I strike you down with dark fury!
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Okay I dont see what the problem with these are, granted.. the Cure one is pretty long. But how often are you going to see a Drk do his WS, once a fight, twice at most. How is that bothering you. Its a macro.

I make my macro for WS's somewhat like that. Im a Dark Knight, plus I like to incorporate a little roleplayish element to my macro's. It keeps them from being bland. Some people actually read them you know, and enjoy that little bit of effort I put into making my macro make sense.

I also should add on every macro, rp-ish or not, I always put the name of the skill I use in it one way or another using the autotranslator phrase. Some people like to know your contibuting to the party with words, not just actions alone. I'll use two of my Scythe WS macro's for example.

/p I'll <>Slice<> that dirty <t> in two!
/ws "Slice" <t>

and

/p I am the harvester of sorrow. <>Dark Harvest<>
/ws "Dark Harvest" <t>

If i can't find some way to use the name of the ability in a good rp-ish sentance, not to mention keeping the sentance somewhat short, then I just add it to the end of a short sentance.

If all else fails, see my Hard Slash macro: (keep it simple)

/p Using <>Hard Slash<>!
/ws "Hard Slash" <t>

I couldnt think of any good sentance to use hard slash with that didnt end up sounding stupid or over used. So I just made it simple.
 
All of my macros are annoying (Especially my Refresh one which I spam endlessly :P)... but I like them... I'd much rather have something to read then just
<Cure> on <t>

Blah, be a little more creative.

Come on! even in other Final Fantasy's they have sorta macros (MY favorite? Rikku going "ow ow ow ow ow ow!" everytime she casted Nightmare as DRK in FFX-2! hahaha)

Besides, after the first few times, I really zone them out (paying more attention to the battle, not the words on the screen) so I let people have there fun.

Though macros with cursing do bother me (must you prove your tough by putting the F-word in EVERY FREAKIN MACRO ><)
 
lol, so i was reading this thread yesturday. and read the "KEEFE SMASH" one. well last night while farming i was walking around and saw in say text "KEEFE SMASH" i couldn't help myself i said hi. quite a nice guy.


ps i didn't find it anoying. just wanted to say hey there
 
I love my one inch punch macro.

can't... remember... first... word...

something like,
"Devistating power can lie in subtlety"
 
I do have macros for my BLM ^^; I used the ones from FFT. Yeah, it is uncreative but I really like what they say when they cast ^^.
 
Roofie has a macro that does /s Only god will judge me.

Its not annoying, but he left the area before I could use my macro on him.

/emote tabs Roofie on the shoulder.
/poke motion
/s Hi, I'm God.

:)
 
No body seems to get this macro.....

/emote does the hume dance.
/nod motion
/wait .6
/nod motion
/wait .6
/nod motion
 
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