WORST pick-up lines you have ever heard

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This jackass just came into the office and ACTUALLY said to me:

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."

How freaking CORNY is that?! Freaking salesmen.....grrrrrrr ><

That's almost as bad as the whole "If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? PLEASE?" crap that seemed to go around in highschool.

I am not saying I am not a flirt - but that is just UNCREATIVE :evil:

K - what are your horror stories, girls AND guys....
 
Were you in the navy? Oh I didn't see the Old in front of it.

You're so big... (said with a really drunken slur)

Whom I kidding though. If I thought a girl was hot there would be very little that she could say to turn me off. Now she might talk her way right out of being girl friend material.
 
I'm pulling theses from a MSN Group I a part of. A few of them I'm not sure if I can post, so I'm leaving them out.

Have you ever played leap frog naked ??

Your legs must be tired, you`ve been running through my mind all day.

I`m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Male: Damn baby, You need to call 911.
Female: Why?
Male: Cuz you just set my heart on fire.

Male: Hi there, did it hurt?
Female: Did what hurt?
Male: When you fell from Heaven?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.
^^ My Favorit

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number, may I have yours ?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Lost my teddy bear...you want to cuddle??

I've never had any used on me, so all I can do is post, ones I've seen.
 
Do you mean lines that have been used on us or lines that we've just heard randomly?
 
Kurgon said:
Do you mean lines that have been used on us or lines that we've just heard randomly?
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all of the above - pick up lines can be hilarious, in how AWFUL they are...
 
Pascal said:
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.
^^ My Favorit
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See - now those are creative enough to atleast get a pity date :) The Santa one is cute
 
I guess the worst part about the whole "You're so big." comment was that this woman was my college professor. She ended up getting pregnant by one of my class mates later that semester and they are now un-happily married. :shock:

I really am going to have to think about these because most women don't do anything as forward as dropping a line. Usually thier flirting is drapped in the rouse of normal conversation. It tends to be either subtle or very, very forward... A lot of women I know think that if they even take the time to talk to a guy then he should know that they are interested.
 
Mohoso said:
How do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized?

That is one of my favorites.

Mohoso
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OMG :shock: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :twisted:
 
Mohoso said:
How do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized?

That is one of my favorites.
Mohoso
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OMG :lol: I'd never heard that one. [Borat] High Five! [/Borat]
 
Evil ......yes but I like it too. :twisted:

Yeah so sue me....

Are those space pants you're wearing?... 'cause your ass is outta this world.


You must be from Nashville, 'cause you're the only Ten I see.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but your name is.....(wrong name)

Lets go back to my place for a pizza and a fuck....oh you don't like pizza?


just a few more...

Mohoso
 
Hey Baby if you and I were Squirles could I bust a nut in your hole?
:shock:

Hey can I touch your belly button?.....from the inside? :roll:
 
OMG!!!!!! :twisted:

/em nearly passes out from laughing so hard :lol:

And I thought I heard 'em all - WAY too funny!!!
 
LOL good one Tenkax!!

ROFL

I think I am gonna share these with my listeners on the air.

Actually I am for sure next break in 10 minutes.

I love cheesy pickup lines.

Mo..
 
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
 
Those pants are very becoming on you.

If I was your pants I'd be-cumming-too
 
Hmmmmmm.... /jender also sees Kiere in her pants... :twisted:

Bowmb chicka wowmb wowmb ;)
 
Was bowling one time and needed to take a bathroom break.
A girl followed me into the men's bathroom and leaned over the urinal and said, "Need some help with that!!??"

Thinking to myself, "How many times has she done this?", I say, "Hehe, no thanks."

She repeats, "Are you sure? :wink: "

I'm all, "Yeah I got it." and just started pissing like mad in front of her.



...Not a sexy pick up attempt.



A minute later when I emerged from the bathroom, I see the same girl with another guy porking on the seats next to one of the lanes. :lol:

No loss of mine. I don't like roast beef anyway.
/shudder
 
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