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Kotsu

Kotsu

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I gotta say, I've done some wierd shit in my life. With the recent extreme's in my diet, things have gotten rough.






I just busted ass in my office and I gotta clear out before I gag. I blame the increase in fiber intake >.>
 
I had to share this with someone. x.x;;
 
Kotsu said:
I gotta say, I've done some wierd shit in my life. With the recent extreme's in my diet, things have gotten rough.






I just busted ass in my office and I gotta clear out before I gag. I blame the increase in fiber intake >.>
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out with the old and in with the new, man.
 
lol I passed on Febreeze and straight lysol'd the room. I figured it had to be some type of plague or disease to stink that bad.
 
Lysol is too powerful. Febreeze is fresh and light and traps those little odor molecules in spheres of tangible rainbow-and-butterfly happiness.
 
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Bluefrost said:
Lysol is too powerful. Febreeze is fresh and light and traps those little odor molecules in spheres of tangible rainbow-and-butterfly happiness.
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lol, I feel all happy and fuzzy inside right now because of this
 
Bluefrost said:
Lysol is too powerful. Febreeze is fresh and light and traps those little odor molecules in spheres of tangible rainbow-and-butterfly happiness.
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until those bubbles implode destroying the happiness!
 
Fiber generally gives me a decent amount of gas since you are clearing out that part of your body lol. I guess it could be worse if I was lactose intolerant like some of my family since I love cheese and ice cream.
 
Rayn said:
Fiber generally gives me a decent amount of gas since you are clearing out that part of your body lol. I guess it could be worse if I was lactose intolerant like some of my family since I love cheese and ice cream.
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Everyone's lactose intolerant except for Aboriginals, Arabians, and Scandinavians.

Want some more ice cream?
 
Bluefrost said:
Everyone's lactose intolerant except for Aboriginals, Arabians, and Scandinavians.

Want some more ice cream?
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70% of people are lactose intolerant. I think the degree of intolerance I am thinking of is people that get gas or the squirts which is extreme of course. I can handle dairy no problem ever since I was a kid.

Yes more ice cream please. ;)
 
I love chocolate milk; I wouldn't care if it gave me the squirts.

I'd sit on the toilet, blowing my rectum out while drinking chocolate milk and playing crisis core if I had to.
 
Guess I'm fortunate ^_^; my gas usually doesn't smell lol. Moar fiber plox.
 
Kotsu said:
I love chocolate milk; I wouldn't care if it gave me the squirts.

I'd sit on the toilet, blowing my rectum out while drinking chocolate milk and playing crisis core if I had to.
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Amen
 
Food doesn't belong in a bathroom; do you know how unsanitary that is?
 
Bluefrost said:
Food doesn't belong in a bathroom; do you know how unsanitary that is?
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Rules were meant to be broken, and if taking in the new while getting out the old is wrong... Send me to jail. That's my personal time.
 
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