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And I used to think there was something wrong with me for checking out 18-19 yr olds when I was 23/24...

There IS something wrong here. This guy may have been old enough to know how to use his tools, enjoy using his tools etc.. he obviously had some reservations about using them with her.

Now that's saying something especially for a teen BOY. He's smarter than he looks and she's uglier than she looks.
 
Tristam Green said:
rofl, I have a friend at work who is from West Virginia. I kid you not, one of his top five euphemisms is "if she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed". Of course, he's joking, but still. It's funny given what you just said.
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One of my old friends grandfather's said "If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to be stabbed". Equally as gross, especially considering some girls are old enough to bleed at the age of 10. And no, he wasn't joking. Dirty old man.
 
Thelona said:
lmao yeah heard both of those before, there also, "if theres grass on the field, play ball"
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and if there's not turn around and play in the mud
 
Tristam Green said:
rofl, I have a friend at work who is from West Virginia. I kid you not, one of his top five euphemisms is "if she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed". Of course, he's joking, but still. It's funny given what you just said.
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Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
 
$5 says he was getting off to the thought of sex with her character (probably a scantily clad night elf being the horny old broad she is) and assumed she was of equal hotness and never asked for a pic.
 
Westyle said:
$5 says he was getting off to the thought of sex with her character (probably a scantily clad night elf being the horny old broad she is) and assumed she was of equal hotness and never asked for a pic.
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We have a winner!!

. . . unless she be playin a Night Elf MOHAWK!!
 
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