Wow - Britney makes me laugh...

:lol: :lol: :lol: i dare not show this to my lil sis she will probably bite my leg for a few months.. and then when she gets tall enough my arm and so and so on till i am no longer recognisable
 
The pics that were too hot for even the media show her following the barefoot bathroom incident up with sucking her own toes...Followed by consuming 12 foot long hot dogs in 1 minute and finally vomiting them into her girlfriend's mouth, a la mama bird feeding her young.
 
You can take the redneck out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the redneck.
 
Ok that is just plain nasty.. /barf. She might as well lick the toilet seat while she's at it. Ugh.. and I just had lunch too. /gets the heebeegeebees
 
Don't forget the kickstart dildo.
 
Brit balances her lifestyle out though. Very yin to her yang to be certain.
As it turns out she drinks a minimum of 8 glasses of wholesome H2O every day.

/em hands slutty pop star a golden star
 
Sneakypants said:
/em hands slutty pop star a golden star

I dont want to even know what she does with that. No wait yes I do.
 
Sneakypants said:
Brit balances her lifestyle out though. Very yin to her yang to be certain.
As it turns out she drinks a minimum of 8 glasses of wholesome H2O every day.

/em hands slutty pop star a golden star

I think that is probably Popov in those Evian bottles... ;)
 
Popov, Wolffscmidt, Aristocrat...Definitely not the good stuff.
 
Lokkin said:
:lol: the true jender revealed LOL

Who is that passed out on the ground there, oh thats just Jender again.

/em pokes Jender with a stick
 
jender said:
LOL!!!!! Wolffscmidt!!!! Damn, that takes me back... :lol:

And not to a good place. In college, on a budget, I'd mix that swill with a soda from Wal-Mart called Green Lightning. hahaha.

It was like their version of Mountain Dew. If I had a million gil for every time I ralphed off that crap, well, I'd have at least a few million gil.
The bad nights were worse when we'd drink that crap and then mix in some Natural Light.
 
Jender gathers her memories of crappy vodka and vomits them profusely all over Rabidsquirrel and Lokkin ;) Moooowhahahahahahaaaaaa

Natural Light...ahhh - that just reeks of college days to me too. That and, of course - Ramen...and those little pizza's that you buy in the freezer section for 99 cents. They tasted like burning...but what could you do?! :) I think the vodka I used to down when I was really broke was "Time Clock" I think it was called. <shudders> Ohhhh - the headaches...
 
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