Wow. Sarcasm or real?

That site is hillarious (even though i dont agree with everything the guy write, he writes it in a way thats pretty much garenteed to make you laugh)

-Ham :shock:
 
Headbutt the sidewalk:
Manliness: 10 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 4


What you need: a sidewalk.

How to do it:


Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.


I think I've got a use for this.... HEY SHIZIA!!! COME READ THIS!!!
 
That is sick, that's is how so many people commit suicide, they actually look it up on the internet, and use the methods suggested.
 
I just recently got back from Vegas where I was fortunate enough to be able to catch a George Carlin show.

Those of you who are Carlin fans know that he does an HBO special every 2 years, and in preparation he first tests his material in vegas, the polishes and re-tests on road shows before his HBO date. Anyway, a LOT of his new material dealt with suicide and was in tone alot with this article. For those of you ultra offended by this, I suggest against watching Carlin's HBO special this fall.
 
Sarcasm is the funniest kind of humor there is XD

Sorry
 
I'll be honest, that was some of the funniest stuff I've read. Made me giggle. ;p Kinda reminded me of Se7en too!
 
Pretty much all of that is sarcasm, as he states in a few of the articles he's written. He does it more or less to piss people off, to get a rise out of them. Especially amusing is the hatemail he gets.
 
maddox's articles are hilarious but sometimes wrong. But I found that orbitz article especially funny
 
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