Yarrrr, Mateys!

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According to the internet, the best source for accurate information, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Any post you make today, anywhere, had better be in Pirate.

Starting.... Yarr!
 
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr matey :D


My dad's birthday is today too.
 
It be Talk Like a Landlubber day to us real pirates.
 
^_^ Arrgh! Me Matey Greg, called me this morning and told me this!
Bring out the rum and wenches!
 
So by "talk like a pirate" they mean say really lame pirate catch phrases that have nothing to do with what your posting and/or say arrhh alot? This is the gayest shit ever. And yes, pirates suck ass. I mean who wants to smell like piss, have shitty teeth and be on a boat, with only guys, for months and months at a time. Not to mention they dress like homos and have really gay looking swords. Pirates just plain suck. And anyone who says they are better then ninjas (yeah i went there) is just being silly.
 
RaiderX said:
So by "talk like a pirate" they mean say really lame pirate catch phrases that have nothing to do with what your posting and/or say arrhh alot? This is the gayest shit ever. And yes, pirates suck ass. I mean who wants to smell like piss, have shitty teeth and be on a boat, with only guys, for months and months at a time. Not to mention they dress like homos and have really gay looking swords. Pirates just plain suck. And anyone who says they are better then ninjas (yeah i went there) is just being silly.
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Arr, go fuck yerself. Ninjas be bitches compared to privateers anyways!
 
Are you saying this man sucks ass!?

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RaiderX said:
So by "talk like a pirate" they mean say really lame pirate catch phrases that have nothing to do with what your posting and/or say arrhh alot? This is the gayest shit ever. And yes, pirates suck ass. I mean who wants to smell like piss, have shitty teeth and be on a boat, with only guys, for months and months at a time. Not to mention they dress like homos and have really gay looking swords. Pirates just plain suck. And anyone who says they are better then ninjas (yeah i went there) is just being silly.
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Avast, ye bilge rat. Ye be needin' to calm the fuck down, lest ye be seekin' a floggin.
 
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All ye busty wenches make us men a fest. Pirating be hungry work.
 
Ye will address me as Steve the Pirate, wench. :p
 
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