Yay for beggers

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Just thought I'd expose another of our server beggers.

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"Give me some free money!"

"No, I don't even know who you are."

"Fuck you, asshole!"
 
So um... where is the discussion? It is funny though, I love it when people get on this game and expect everyone to hand them thier way to the top.


By the way, can I have someone's Adaman set they don't need anymore??? :crazy:
 
i hate it when people ome up to me and ask for money just cause im in Endgame gear.... i mean just cause we have endgame stuff doesnt mean we be rich

Usually when it happens i dont tell the to "**ck off" but i do tell "i'm sorry i dont give handouts.... but" then i tell them how to make easy gil . EXample farm crystals, wild onions, do quests, slaughter the impossible to gauge Bubbly Bernie and so on and so on

that ussually gets them to go away and it doesnt leave them pissed off or mad at you. ive only given free gil to one person and thats becasue she had boobs.. thats my reasoning for doing it and that was really all i needed.
 
lmao i just sent him a /tell "can i have some money".
 
I've taken that tactic before as well. I tell people I won't give them gil, but I'll tell them how to make their own. Most of the beggars don't even want to hear that, they just want a quick buck. Screw them.
 
You blacklisted far too soon, for my taste. I would have played with him for a while.

Of course, I found the request itself to be stupidly funny, rather than angering. I would have been almost too curious about what I could get him to say next to blacklist him.
 
Just a thought

It could it have been one of your friends/lsmate's Mule screwing with you.
 
(Beggars) (Thanks fo the offer, but I'l have to pass)! I remember once I was partying in Valkurm, and some n00b came up to me and said "will u b my mentor?". I said "Uh... What do you want help with?" and he replied "Nothin, but if since ur my mentor will u giv me sum gil?". Guess what comes next?
 
What you do is tell him you will give him gil if he does something like try to solo tiamat, then get him to meet you somewhere in game to collect the gil and give him a /laugh and run off.
 
I personally love the "Mog's Master" title.. which means either mule or aMAzingly lazy.

of course.. I got stuck with "Silencer of the Lambs" when I farmed too much on too weak prey.
 
I had a person ask me for gil, then I just said no. But he continued asking me >_> then I blisted.

Drjoe is no mule. He's definetly a newbie. I pted with him (for like 1 second) in valkurm as BLM and he couldn't make a pt to hold hate for his life.
 
I would have told him "Sure, meet me in Lower Jeuno by the homepoint". Then when he starts sending you tells asking where you are, tell em you'll be there in a minute. After 15-20 minutes, send em a tell saying you went to the crystal and they weren't there. Usually they will want to try again so you get to waste more of their time. This method has worked for me on a few occasions.
 
Thats almost as bad as the constant "Will you pl my party?" tells you get when you're a higher level. Don't go into a noob area without putting your /anon on, let me tell ya -.-
 
I dedicate this song to all the beggars out there.

Yeah, It's the R
40 ounces of malt liquor make me wanna tell you somethin'...

See i'm rollin' around sittin' on dubs,
cat 'n now(?) I was high on shrubs.
Coolin' in my escalade...
Man, I'm paid, I got it made

Take me to your special place
Close your eyes,
show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it.

Hatas wanna hate,
Lovas wanna love,
I don't even want
None of the above.
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do,
I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you.

See your body,
your body,
is a Port-O-Potty
and a pee I'd kick.
like it most erotic.

I'ma pee on you..
DRIP DRIP DRIP
pee on you,
all on you.
piss on you, piss on you.

You would never feel quite the same
when you get a whiff of my hershey stains

I wanna poop on you, too.
I want to pee on yo food.

Only thing that makes my life complete,
is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat.
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you

Hatas wanna hate,
Lovas wanna love,
I don't even want
none of the above.
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do
I'll piss on you,
I'll pee on you.

Won't you braid my hair?
So, won't you braid my hair?
Before you start,
I'm gonna fart.
I'm gonna fart on you
 
only thing better than noobs begging for money is 75 noobs begging for gear.
 
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