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I do it all the time =(
 
Galaika said:
How about "Under no circumstance does a man drink a 'Lite' beer?"
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I was gonna say...

Since when did pussy beer get to dictate "Man Laws" to the masses?
 
In all my expience with drinking with americans it has made me very sad. Never have I had a "good" american beer. Not only that, the americans I've drank with can't keep up at all. Most recent example. I was in Bay City Michigan for 3 days partying as part of my drive across Canada/some of USA. Now I brought with me 2 flats of Cold shots.

Note: Cold shots are 250ml cans of 6% beer (the size of a redbull) that you shotgun. Now I let our american friends try some of these. They were all fair sized guys and went on about how much lolrolling rock they could drink. Well one guy had 3 and was trashed beyond belief. and another guy had 5 and was passed out. I think they both might of had 2 lolrolling rocks before I gave them real beer.

On a good night I can shotgun about 10 of these in 20-30 minutes and still be functional. Im drunk no doubt but no where near the pass out/total fubar stage of drinking. That stage is at about 15-18 Cold shots or 14 shots of good ole 151.

I live in New Brunswick and I am less than a one hour drive from Maine and even when I hit up Sunday River / Sugarloaf for a week or two to snowboard and party I encounter americans who cannot for the life of them keep up with Canadians. I personally blame your shitty beer.
 
Galaika said:
How about "Under no circumstance does a man drink a 'Lite' beer?"
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Hehe awesome point.
 
I dont know what crack you are all smoking, ODouls is obviously the real mans beer.
 
Expensive beer is nice and all. But Im a god damn American and I just wanna get drunk and get pussy, college kids cant be picky right?

That is a sweet add
 
This thread is made of win... = )
 
Ugotjacked said:
Expensive beer is nice and all. But Im a god damn American and I just wanna get drunk and get pussy, college kids cant be picky right?

That is a sweet add
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Damn straight. When i drink a beer, i'm not really concerned on how robust it is, or how it's going to mix well with what i may be eating. I'm not rolling it around in a cup wondering what that o so plesent taste is. I'm drinking beer until i'm drunk. If by 7 or 8 beers, your still concerned about how it tastes... gtfo...
 
Ugotjacked said:
Expensive beer is nice and all. But Im a god damn American and I just wanna get drunk and get pussy, college kids cant be picky right?

That is a sweet add
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I give the above post this title
"Dumbest post ever".You could have done a good job by copying and pasting what the other nerds said.
 
Aither said:
In all my expience with drinking with americans it has made me very sad. Never have I had a "good" american beer. Not only that, the americans I've drank with can't keep up at all. Most recent example. I was in Bay City Michigan for 3 days partying as part of my drive across Canada/some of USA. Now I brought with me 2 flats of Cold shots.

Note: Cold shots are 250ml cans of 6% beer (the size of a redbull) that you shotgun. Now I let our american friends try some of these. They were all fair sized guys and went on about how much lolrolling rock they could drink. Well one guy had 3 and was trashed beyond belief. and another guy had 5 and was passed out. I think they both might of had 2 lolrolling rocks before I gave them real beer.

On a good night I can shotgun about 10 of these in 20-30 minutes and still be functional. Im drunk no doubt but no where near the pass out/total fubar stage of drinking. That stage is at about 15-18 Cold shots or 14 shots of good ole 151.

I live in New Brunswick and I am less than a one hour drive from Maine and even when I hit up Sunday River / Sugarloaf for a week or two to snowboard and party I encounter americans who cannot for the life of them keep up with Canadians. I personally blame your shitty beer.
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I blame your shitty company like literally.You say that you were with some americans blah blah 3 beers ... are you fuckin kidding me? 3 beers?.Did they have little dicks too? wait that's not related to topic my bad.I know me and my room mates chug like 4 shots and 2 3 beers before even we head to the party, just so we can warm it up.All of us are hardly 19 so we aren't even grown men or anything.And the shots we take, cost 10 bucks a truck or something.Guess what that means? that's the worst tasting alcohol you'd find anywhere in the world cuz it's so cheap but it gets you just as drunk.SO i'm not exactly sure how the ppl u were with got trashed and wasted on 7- beers.I mean if you guys had a pill-party before that then that makes sense otherwise wtf don't build opinions about americans on people you party with
 
bah drink a real mans beer genesis
 
hellstorm said:
bah drink a real mans beer genesis
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Was that suposed to be "Guinness"?
 
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