your favorite FFXI NPC quote

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Dayner

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mine must be Karababa's earth macro spells

Karababa said:
Sometimes it comes as quite a shock,
how much damage you can deal with a simple rock!
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also the one when she call out for healing , don't remember the exact words, but its gose like

Karababa said:
<player name> dont stand like a useless tool and use those healing spells !
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when i saw that mid-battle i was laugh very loud
 
Prishe said:
"If you guys dont get your act together, I am gonna kick you into next Watersday!"
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If SE didn't care about language, I guarantee Prishe would be dropping F-bombs.
 
Dayner said:
mine must be Karababa's earth macro spells
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The best one is when she starts laughing maniacally. Burst II I think it is. Maybe it's just random, replacing her usual elemental-related rhymes, but thats the one I saw it on.
 
"Dammitaru!" by Ajido was one of my favorites. I also like Raogrimm's quote: "People are capable of kindness beyond angels, yet we also commit sins that would put a demon to shame." Yeah, it's meaningful rather than funny, but I like it anyway. :P

And this one may be photoshopped, but I think it deserves mention:
prishe_boom.jpg
 
"Attention. Magic Reserves running low"
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STOP FUCKING SPAMMING DIA SILENCE PROTECT 3 SHELL 3 PARALYZE THEN!!

So yeh, I hate it when I see that. =)
 
Pretty much anything Ajido says makes me laugh, since he adds -taru to everything he says.
 
Some hume guy who's name I forget: "How could this happen to me?"
 
Everything Invincible Shield in Metalworks has ever said.
 
I like after you get your panties from the aqueducts, walk around in them for a while cause they look cool, then you go to Brygid to do the quest for your jse armor and she says: "The color, the shape, the aroma, this is exactly what I'm looking for!" Brygid likes the smell of my e-vagoo.
 
Bustaballs said:
Everything Invincible Shield in Metalworks has ever said.
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Oh yeah.
 
Taurothar said:
The option from the mithra in the tenshodo shop:

Show me your goods.
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damnit, i was gunna put that you asshat.

another one is the paytaru, before they changed it.

"Now for your one-way ticket to the Reublic of Bastok!"

lolSE
 
Bustaballs said:
Everything Invincible Shield in Metalworks has ever said.
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I like Wise Owl, the advnaced imagery guy in Blacksmithing Guild.

"Alright, clench your teeth and get ready to feel the power of Wise Owl." O.o
 
I liked the moogles from that last event.

"Who the kewpo are you?"
 
surprised no one has mentioned that Tarutaru from windy missions, Dr. Shantto(sp)
 
Celvantes said:
If SE didn't care about language, I guarantee Prishe would be dropping F-bombs.
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actually, I believe she does say some inappropriate language.
 
Anything NAja siad up till she stole my $#%$EN GLORY CROWN!!



Now i just wanna take a big ole dump all over her desk, then rub her nose in it.. and then beat her over the head with her mace
 
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