Your mom is so...

Trippyhippy

Trippyhippy

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This one is simple, I just want a compilation of "Your Mom" jokes.

I'll start it off.

Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
 
I know tons I aint even goan say here.


So goan stick with 'I hear when you were born they slapped your mommas face'
 
Trippyhippy said:
This one is simple, I just want a compilation of "Your Mom" jokes.

I'll start it off.

Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
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WTF? That's the worst Your Mom joke I've ever heard. No doubt it's supposed to be that terrible, but dayumm!
 
My personal favorite has always been: Yo momma so fat when she cut her leg gravy poured out.
 
I always loved "your momma's so fat she put on a pair of BVD's and the waistband stretched out to spell boulevard."
 
"Your momma's so fat that when she went to school, she sat next to everybody."
 
Your Mom is so fat, she beeps when she walks backwards.
 
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps for joy - she gets stuck.
 
Trippyhippy said:
This one is simple, I just want a compilation of "Your Mom" jokes.

I'll start it off.

Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
Click to expand...
Crap, I wish I did not understand that one. I hate karnaugh maps.
 
"Your mom is so fat, when she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed, they put a blanket all over the ocean."

"Your mom is so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side."
 
your mommas so fat, shes on both sides of the family
 
Sonicboom said:
"Your mom is so fat, when she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed, they put a blanket all over the ocean."

"Your mom is so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side."
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adam, that's wayy old
 
Your mom is so fat, when she wears a red dress the kids yell "Kool Aid!"
 
Old or not here is a good one and sadly its true for my family.
You're mama is soo stupid she hit a parked car
(btw my older brother, my little brother, my sister, and my mom have hit parked cars. -.-)
 
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