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Shyrra

Shyrra

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On the easiest way to kill my 65ish year old Calc professor, without getting caught?

Someone suggested poisoning him with led!
Someone else suggested ejaculating purified semen(yeah, I can do that) into his morning coffee, and the joy of drinking it will make his heart explode.

anyone else got any good, incognito possibilities?
 
Shoot him in broad daylight ...

...wearing a mask O.O
 
Do what I did when I tried the Sims.

Invite him over for Dinner. Bring him into a room without a toilet and serve him dinner. Build Walls around him with no doors. Run away when he turns into a ghost and haunts your house.
 
jamal said:
Do what I did when I tried the Sims.

Invite him over for Dinner. Bring him into a room without a toilet and serve him dinner. Build Walls around him with no doors. Run away when he turns into a ghost and haunts your house.
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Thats just crazy enough to work!
 
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Lanien said:
Shoot him in broad daylight ...

...wearing a mask O.O
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Or hiding inside your trunk with a sniper rifle. Wait till he stops at a gas station. Then the only thing to decide is to just take him out or the whole gas station. KABLOOEY!

Worked for that freakshow a few years ago. ^^
 
Easy to kill someone. Getting rid of them is the tricky part.

Brick Top said:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together. After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't just leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?

And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, you could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you?

Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though you need about sixteen they will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes that means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression greedy as a pig.
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Trippyhippy said:
Easy to kill someone. Getting rid of them is the tricky part.
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Snatch ftw

"Boris the Bullet-Dodger...."

"...Why do they call him 'Bullet-Dodger'?"

".........Because he dodges bullets, Avey."

No, for realz though. Use Strychnine. Rat poison'll do the trick any day.

edit: info from wikipedia:

Strychnine poisoning can be fatal to humans, and can be introduced to the body by inhalation, swallowing or absorption through eyes or mouth. It produces some of the best-known, most dramatic, terrifying, and painful symptoms imaginable. For this reason, strychnine poisoning is often used in literature and film.

Ten to twenty minutes after exposure, the body's muscles begin to spasm, starting with the head and neck. The spasms then spread to every muscle in the body, with nearly continuous convulsions, and get worse at the slightest stimulus. They progress, increasing in intensity and frequency until the backbone arches continually. Death comes from asphyxiation caused by paralysis of the brain's breathing apparatus, or by exhaustion from the convulsions. At that time, the body "freezes," even in the middle of a convulsion. Rigor mortis sets in immediately, with the eyes left wide open.

Painful, agonizing death for the fucking win
 
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In the words of River Tam... "I can kill you with my brain"








but on a less science fictiony note, find out what he's allergic to and dump some of it into his coffee...or you could always try a mail bomb...
 
Hey um. We're not going to be considered accessories to murder if you follow one of our plans, right?



...right?
 
Ithenas said:
In the words of River Tam... "I can kill you with my brain"
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QFT. Scare the poop out of him with this Shyrra.
 
Francium, {Rn} 7S1, is a pure metal that is heavily reactant to water... As in, it will cause the most painful burns possible with just a little bit of the stuff in a powder form. Not, that, you can easily buy Francium, that is...
 
If we're gonna start quoting Snatch, I present the best line evar:

Bricktop said:
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary; Come again?
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:4chan party van parks:
 
You know those little black canisters that 35mm film rolls come in?

Fill one up with Drano (I think). Drop it in his gas tank. Either the gas or the drano will corrode the container, eventually mixing the two chemicals together. Soon as the Dranogas ignites in the cylinder, so does the car.

Could be a hoax though, never really heard of any cases where this has worked.
 
Hmm... when I had an ant farm back as a kid they scared me. Don't know why parents got me one. So I decided to add some ants from outside into the farm and watch them all fight to the death. Just get an ant farm, Shy and let the ants do all the work for you
 
Grind up some white chalk and mail it to him. Maybe he'll think he's going to die and die from shock ;x
 
Shyrra said:
On the easiest way to kill my 65ish year old Calc professor, without getting caught?

Someone suggested poisoning him with led!
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WHO COULD THAT HAVE BEEN? :ph34r:
 
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