Z-Day, Are you prepared?

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Now I know for a fact its not just me that thinks about and looks forward to the Zombie 'Pocalypse that we all know is going to happen sooner or later, preferbly sooner.

So are you going to be one of the people that dies first trying to play hero or just being plain stupid?

What skills exclusive to you are going to keep you alive?

Any plans or strategies you've already come up with?
 
My gigantic penis can kill 40,000,000,000 zombies with one swipe. There is likely to be some collateral damage, however, so I advise you all to take cover.
 
That's like 7x the earth's population. Damn. I wish I was that awesome.
 
I have some hand-made clubs, cut-to-length dowel rods, and a small collection of various knives to fend them off. My first inclination would be to roam the streets and look for babes to save.

The liquor store isn't far - I'd likely go there first (while scouring for babes to save) to pick up some booster juice.

My next stop would be a surplus store to get some kevlar gear, machetes, and whatever other neat little things you can find there. Probably should punch a new set of dog tags.

I'm not sure where a gun shop is around here though so I might have to do some quick googling before I begin my crusade.

Likely would hijack someone's truck too, mount some speakers on the outside and play that bluegrass music they had in Mars Attacks! just for the comedic effect.
 
Through my many studies in Iaido, Kempo, Kendo, and various martial arts I will be well equipped to handle multiple opponents at once. Especially since I own a few battle-ready katana's ^^ On top of that, my athleticism from 16 years of competitive sports would make me an agile target for a decomposed/decomposing corpse, unless it's zombie's like resident evil. In that case, I'm boned.

Oh, I also am accurate with a bow and arrow as well as guns. I own a bow and arrows, gun however I'm sure I'll find in my quest to level up.
 
Depends on what type of zombies. Are we walking the walking, shambling corpses alla Resident Evil 2 and Night of the Living Dead? Or are we talking the HOLY FUCKING SHIT zombies from the likes of Resident Evil 4 and 28 Days Later?
 
Depends on how much warning I've got. In the event of a sudden, unexpected infestation, step 1 is to go up to the 3rd floor of my apartment building and kill everyone there. Once the potential risk factors are reduced and preferably disposed of far enough away so as not to attract any undead attention, it's time to gather what essential supplies I lack, reinforce those aspects of the building that I have to, and start preparing an escape route in case things get too desperate there.
 
As many zombie movies as I've seen, I'd like to think I'd put up a good fight before giving in to despair and eating my own gun.
 
I'm pretty sure I could hold my own. Got 2 shotguns in the house, along with various swords, knives, and even some friggen throwing stars. I'd probably get creative. Like.. I'd get in my convertable, put the top down, and pick up a few of my friends, and we'd drive by the zombie hordes and fuck em up. Great idea, yeah? Yeah! I can't wait. ; ;
 
Considering I'm on an Air Force Base I'd probably be one of the guys sent to fight the initial infestation before being completely overrun...

At least I don't have to see the worst of it :D

Edit: Also please be 28 Days Later Zombies. God those were badass.
 
I'm from Bermuda. Bermuda never pops up in any disaster movie and nver gets hit by anything. It is obvious from this that I will never have to fear a sudden zombie attack as it will take too long to spread to us if there happens to be anyone able to even reach us.

Now if by some miracle zombies do make it here I can simply grab every hottie I see as well as my relatives and hijack a cruise ship +misc boats which I will fill with food shipments from the docks+ tons of fishing gear.

If the zombies have the capacity to swim or just float around following us we simply go north to a icy wasteland like canada to survive. Since zimbies are not alive they do not generate body heat. Therefore zomebies will all become corpsicles when they get in freezing conditions making anywhere that it's cold safe to inhabit.

By the time the ship makes itto canada the majority of the weaklinks will have been culled and the zombies will begin freezing or be partlially rotted. Given enough time the zombie in theory will be all decomposed by various bacteria/maggots and it will be safe to move back so long as there arent some people still left alive to give the zombie a new food source and create new zombies.
 
Strangely enough, my sister and I are zombie nerds, and have spent many evenings discussing plans for such an event. We use Max Brook's The Zombie Survival Guide as a template, although it supposes that the zombies are the shambling, brainless type.
 
I'll be that guy that sits on rooftops with a longshot rockin' the redneck talk and killin' the Natty Light.
 
Lets see... myself owns 4 guns.... 2 9mm Berretas... 12guage Shotgun.... and a paintball gun... haha. Also, my dad collects Samurai Great katanas, and katanas... along with the medevil battle axes and many other crazy old ass weapons made brand new for some odd reason... so i'd gather everyone up, and we'd be findin a gun store with some sort of 50cal sniper rifle or a damn turret... take it to a rooftop and have some fun kill thangs....
this is if its like 28 days/weeks later zombies...


if its like stupid slow mindless zombies from like Shaun of the Dead... i'd just live my life as always... those zombies are like the hobos you stay away from downtown... real slow, and just power walk away from... lol
 
Change of plans. I would hunt down Jessica Alba, Jessica Beil, and Megan Fox and then kill them if they aren't already zombies. This way I can let them come back as zombie's since y'know... I aint into the necro thing. Then once they're back they'll be chained up and waiting. Then I bang them hard. Win Win.

Either that or if they're dumb enough, trick them into thinking we need to repopulate the world.
 
Mr.Wonko said:
We use Max Brook's The Zombie Survival Guide as a template, although it supposes that the zombies are the shambling, brainless type.
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That's because they're the only real zombies. Romero's undead are like living people in that they're not so bad in a one-to-one situation, but dangerous and stupid in large numbers.

Running zombies... meh.
 
If the zombies are brainless mopes who do nothing but walk around really slowly making strange noises and feeding off other corpses then I reckon I'll do pretty well. However, I would be very distraught if I found my friends or family in zombie form, and it would be hard to deal with that situation if it arose.

However, I'd more than likely be one to run away and escape to the country side, rather than to seek out zombies and destroy them. My only weapons would be a kitchen knife or two (incase one goes blunt) a couple of pocket knives, a gas BB gun and a baseball bat/cricket bat (shaun of the dead <3)

I'd be reluctant to enter buildings, I'd more than likely stick to bright open areas and try find a secure area where I could possibly call for help.

Then again, who the hell would you call?

"Hello, operator? I'd like the number for the military."
"uuunghhhhrrrhhhhghhhhhhh......."
"...Fuck."
 
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