Zombies DO Live!!!!

The link is obviously broken now.....sigh

One of my buddies says it is a fake story anyway. It said that a virus that has a %100 mortality rate, and is transmitted by mosquitos was reanimated the human heart up to two hours after the victim's death. It went on to say that the victim was very violent, and disoriented due to brain, and tissue damage.

Now, I know the physic behind death, and that after only a few minutes the brain is dead, and can not be reanimated. However, I never discount new discoveries. I guess I wanted to believe it, more than I actually did. I know that the concept of such a thing is horrific. I mean for one, it could be used for biological warfare. Just the thought that we found some crazy virus that defied our current believes regarding death was exciting to me.

Anyway, I'll try to find the story, untill then.......use bug spray.
 
First post here, but I've been reading them for months.

I've done all the searches I can, and could not find a damn thing on this story. Did anyone "Cut and Paste" this? I would really like to know the story... true or fiction.
I also have been a big fan of zombie movies.... they scare the sh*t out me
 
Ive always loved zombie movies. Got about 15 dvds now about them. And as a bonus I live right next to a hugh old cemetery! Wanta hear something that happened to me there about 10 years ago? ..ok good. I was walking threw the cemetery on my way to work around 5ish one night. It was winter time so it was dark and theres no lighting in there at all. I saw a gravestone that had a candle in front still burning. Didnt think anything of it. After work at about 12am we do are normal thing and all go out back and smoke a joint. So now it was one in the morning and im walking back threw the cemetery on my way home. And there it was still burning was that candle. Now being high I was was like wtf and went to go get a closer look. It was one of those tall candle jars. There was something wrong tho, there was no wax in it! and no wick that i could see. Just a flame at the bottom of the glass jar. Now im high and spooked outa my mind. The next day I head to work the same time. That thing was lit AGAIN! This sent a chill up my back and the hairs on my neck stand up. The way home that 2nd night I thought to myself.. I will walk a different way home threw the cemetery. I tell you I could still see the damn thing from the hill i went over. It took me about a month before I would enter that place again, but I never went anywhere near that spot again for a long time. That next spring I walked by it again, but the jar was gone. I guess the groundskeeper threw it away.
 
You know what was a really scary zombie movie? Resident Evil 2... I mean seriously, its so scary when such a craptacular movie gets a sequel and is even more craptacular than the first. And people still went to see it. Now that's scary...

:roll:
 
Yeah that is freaky zimzum.

I used to live across from a cemetary as well. One night my g/f and I where taking a walk through there. We hear moaning, and it scared the crap out of us. My g/f actually took off running back to our condo. Me, being the guy that gets killed first in every horror movie, went to investigate. Turns out it was a gay couple doing their thing.

Now, let me say this, to this day I still wish that it was a zombie......
 
I remember seeing the link long ago. Most of the other links on the page were fake. They had lots of side articles links hinting about undead violence and stuff, but since none of it worked it was clearly just a fake page.

People die for a reason. Almost all of the body cells would be dead after 2 hours and no longer functioning.
 
Yeah, I'll have to defend being a sucker by qouting a line in the Incredibles.

"Well, what are you waiting for kid?"

"I don't know, something amazing!!?"

"Me too kid."
 
There used to be one of these that used CNN, they changed all the other news story titles on the links to relate to it. Though whenever you clicked on a link it would say CNN.com is under major strain due to this outbreak, please wait. Then a face would bust through the graphic and scream very loudly.
 
Lavi said:
You know what was a really scary zombie movie? Resident Evil 2... I mean seriously, its so scary when such a craptacular movie gets a sequel and is even more craptacular than the first. And people still went to see it. Now that's scary...

:roll:
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What what?? Resident Evil was a pretty good movie, not fantastic, but it was pretty good.

The second movie though, was by far even better than the first. Not to mention I love how they did entwine the movie's stories with the games stories. I personally can't wait for the next RE movie. You know it's going to come.
 
Ecks said:
Lavi said:
You know what was a really scary zombie movie? Resident Evil 2... I mean seriously, its so scary when such a craptacular movie gets a sequel and is even more craptacular than the first. And people still went to see it. Now that's scary...

:roll:
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What what?? Resident Evil was a pretty good movie, not fantastic, but it was pretty good.

The second movie though, was by far even better than the first. Not to mention I love how they did entwine the movie's stories with the games stories. I personally can't wait for the next RE movie. You know it's going to come.
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I think it was an OK movie. The games are still the best though :P Favourit horror game - Silent Hill and Resident Evil. Those two are by far the best (and almost only also... lol)
 
If you click 'printable version' or 'sent this to a friend' you see its fake. Search bar is fake too.
 
Well from a biological standpoint dead human bodies *can't* reanimate. The nerves die VERY fast without oxygen and without nerves you have ZERO muscle movement. And as of right now in modern medicine we have no way to regrow nerve cells at all, if we did we could cure most forms of deafness, blindness, paralysis and all sorts of disease related to nerve damage. Fact is its just not possible.

No nerves = no movement. No movement = no zombie :P The heart beats because of automatic nervous system input, we don't have to think about it but without a motor system telling it to beat the heart isn't doin a damn thing.

the RE zombies never really died. Their bodies were ravaged by a flesh eating virus, and their basic intelligence was destroyed, but they never lost oxyen to the brain. This is an important distinction. Are they still 'zombies'? O_o?
 
I think if they go "uhhh" and try to eat your flesh or brains, then they can be considered a zombie.
 
Hahahahahahahahahahaha HA!

This is the funniest shit I seen all day. BBC does not have an address like that, I see alot of this stuff online now.
 
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