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Sorry for posting PMs, but meh, this shit's fucking annoying.



Sneakypants said:
Excalibr said:
you said:
Now, I'm not about to fuck Brad, but I'm sure as Hell not fucking a 700 pound fat ugly woman simply because it's a woman. I mean, really. Choosing that chick over Mr. Pitt is taking homophobia too far. At least Pitt can reach every area of his body and clean it so as to prevent him from smelling like cheese and fungus. Fucking that bitch, you'd be likely to push up a roll and find a family of squirrels hiding nuts for the winter.

WHAT?! Taking homophobia too far? You are batshit insane if you think fucking a chick over a dude is homophobic.

Look what you wrote. Did I say that's what I think?
So you don't misconstrue anything further, the answer is no. That's not what I said. Not at all.

GTFO of my PM box.


For reference: http://www.qcdn.org/ffxi/showthread.php?t=43673&page=13
That's THE chick. NOT "A" chick.
Quite literally, a large, difference.


+ A note from our beloved Sabs. <3
"Werd, yay for not being a homophobic douche"
 
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Hand > 700pound woman!

I won't say what else I want to post.
 
I'd definitely fuck Brad Pitt.

And if Shyrra is good he can watch.

Never got homophobia, myself. Not being cool with homosexuality is one thing, everyone is entitled to their opinion... but having such an over-dramatic reaction? C'mon now.
 
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YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO POST PMS THEY ARE PRIVATE! SEE YOU IN COURT ASSHOLE YOURE GETTING SUED!

On another note, Brad Pitt is like sexiness incarnate. No one can resist his smoldering gaze. Mmmm.
 
Hand > 700pound woman!

That doesn't work. You've obviously never played this game. You HAVE to choose one, or the other. There's no, "Oh, well, I'll just do it with neither" cop-outs. Think of it this way: if you refuse to choose one of your own will, your body will be taken over by supernatural forces and you'll be forced to do it ten times with both.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/Whod_You_Rather_Worshipping_Idols/


The basic object is to point out that most men, no matter how vehemently they don't want to admit it to themselves, really would rather have sex with a very attractive man than a hideously repulsive woman. I happen to agree with Sneaky on this.

Excalibr's wrong. There. I said it.




There comes a point where you can see homophobia so deeply wrapped into every fiber of someone's psychological being, that their responses are coming from a deep-seated basis of sexual insecurity. I mean, you could literally take it to the farthest extreme imaginable -- there's always that one guy who no matter WHAT, just will NOT admit he'd rather penetrate a freshly-showered Matt Damon over the decomposing, pus-filled corpse of a 90-year-old, syphillis-infested, morbidly obese woman ... who's also sporting some monstrous facial deformities and maggot-infested genitalia.

Nope. That last joker would STILL rather put a bullet in Damon's brain and pork the rotting cadaver with ovaries, than entertain the notion that he's anything less than a "real man."
 
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I was about to ask:

"Was this one of those games where you both only have a choice between two things, and nothing else?"

lol, its a game, if you dont want to play it, then dont... Hes getting mad for losing at a game he didnt have to play, hmm...
 
That doesn't work. You've obviously never played this game. You HAVE to choose one, or the other. There's no, "Oh, well, I'll just do it with neither" cop-outs. Think of it this way: if you refuse to choose one of your own will, your body will be taken over by supernatural forces and you'll be forced to do it ten times with both.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/Whod_You_Rather_Worshipping_Idols/


The basic object is to point out that most men, no matter how vehemently they don't want to admit it to themselves, really would rather have sex with a very attractive man than a hideously repulsive woman. I happen to agree with Sneaky on this.

Excalibr's wrong. There. I said it.




There comes a point where you can see homophobia so deeply wrapped into every fiber of someone's psychological being, that their responses are coming from a deep-seated basis of sexual insecurity. I mean, you could literally take it to the farthest extreme imaginable -- there's always that one guy who no matter WHAT, just will NOT admit he'd rather penetrate a freshly-showered Matt Damon over the decomposing, pus-filled corpse of a 90-year-old, syphillis-infested, morbidly obese woman ... who's also sporting some monstrous facial deformities and maggot-infested genitalia.

Nope. That last joker would STILL rather put a bullet in Damon's brain and pork the rotting cadaver with ovaries, than entertain the notion that he's anything less than a "real man."

700 pound woman over any man. Again I must bite my tongue to obey the rules.
 
... but having such an over-dramatic reaction? C'mon now.

Indeed. I'm not sure what the driving force was to PM me hours after the fact, but it annoyed, so here we are.

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO POST PMS THEY ARE PRIVATE! SEE YOU IN COURT ASSHOLE YOURE GETTING SUED!


LMAO! WIN!


That doesn't work. You've obviously never played this game. You HAVE to choose one, or the other. There's no, "Oh, well, I'll just do it with neither" cop-outs. Think of it this way: if you refuse to choose one of your own will, your body will be taken over by supernatural forces and you'll be forced to do it ten times with both.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/Whod_You_Rather_Worshipping_Idols/


The basic object is to point out that most men, no matter how vehemently they don't want to admit it to themselves, really would rather have sex with a very attractive man than a hideously repulsive woman. I happen to agree with Sneaky on this.

Excalibr's wrong. There. I said it.




There comes a point where you can see homophobia so deeply wrapped into every fiber of someone's psychological being, that their responses are coming from a deep-seated basis of sexual insecurity. I mean, you could literally take it to the farthest extreme imaginable -- there's always that one guy who no matter WHAT, just will NOT admit he'd rather penetrate a freshly-showered Matt Damon over the decomposing, pus-filled corpse of a 90-year-old, syphillis-infested, morbidly obese woman ... who's also sporting some monstrous facial deformities and maggot-infested genitalia.

Nope. That last joker would STILL rather put a bullet in Damon's brain and pork the rotting cadaver with ovaries, than entertain the notion that he's anything less than a "real man."



Wink gets it. It's a game where you are forced to pick. It's just a game people, lol. But if you choose "hand", then you're not playing the game. That's ok, but it's not answering the question either. Generally these types of things are only interesting if they put a person at odds such as this example did. I couldn't care less what someone's sexual preferences are. Respect > Sexual Preference.

In this case, we've got a woman uglier than Satan (i.e. I'd fuck Satan before I fucked this woman), and we've got Brad Pitt. Personally, I like women, so you can see the dilemma...In this case, neither would be something I would actually want to fuck...Yes, that's the part that seems to escape some people...

To simplify the idea, let's look at it this way: Take what is essentially the best looking guy and the worst looking girl. Gotta pick one. It's not gay and you don't have to be bi to go for the guy in this case.

Reverse the scenario, and pose this question to the gay community so we can see what their feelings are. So, gay community...Let's say you're so gay, that the thought of having sex with ANY woman, even a good looking one, is a turn off. Now, let's say you have to choose between having sex with the ugliest example of the male gender OR the best looking example of the female gender. Same idea, but flip-flopped for effect.

Somehow, I don't think I'm off base here. That woman is pretty much the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I JUST WOULDN'T FUCK HER. This much I know. lol

She's a God damned nightmare to me. I'm sure it sounds crazy to gay people that I wouldn't want to fuck Brad Pitt. Just as crazy to me that a gay person would not want to fuck Angelina Jolie. Faced with the idea that I HAD to pick either him or the nastiest woman on the face of the planet, I'd rather bone Brad and be done with it.

Let's face it, if you slept with her, you'd probably kill yourself. If you slept with Brad Pitt, hey, at least it's Brad Pitt. Gay people could say the same..."Hey, at least it was Angelina. Maybe I didn't want to, but it was better than the 800 pound, hairy, smelly troll."


Understood?



I was about to ask:

"Was this one of those games where you both only have a choice between two things, and nothing else?"

lol, its a game, if you dont want to play it, then dont... Hes getting mad for losing at a game he didnt have to play, hmm...


Yes. Just not sure why he was compelled to PM me about it.
 
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700 pound woman over any man. Again I must bite my tongue to obey the rules.


It's the Flameboard. By all means, speak up if you actually have anything to say. I'm pretty sure there's no rules here you need to worry about.
 
Just the sheer physics of intercourse with someone 700 lbs..............im thinking about it too much. Damn this thread
 
Wow...I'm homophobic? Sounds like some people here are cacomorphobic to me (That's the fear of fat people for those of you who don't know). I haven't seen the chick Sneaky is talking about, but it really doesn't matter, I would still rather fuck a fat ugly chick than a pretty guy anyday, and if you think that's homophobic, maybe you need to take a good hard look at yourselves. Honestly I'm surprised that some of you here are so unbelievably superficial that you think anyone who would fuck a fat chick is somehow 'homophobic' for making that choice as opposed to a guy. I've seen ffxiplayers, and I've taken a look at the RL Pictures List V2 and no offense to anyone here, but the majority of us gamers aren't exactly supermodels ourselves. Fat people are people too, and they need love just like the rest of us. And for you to say they deserve it less from a guy than another guy does is pretty fuckin shitty of you.
Now let me make sure all of you know, I have no problems with gay people, that's not what this about, this about a straight person having to pick between an ugly fat chick or a pretty dude, and it kinda surprises me that a straight person can't be strictly straight anymore, everyone has be at least a little bi or suddenly they're homophobes. Now I'm also not saying I would go out of my way to screw a fat girl, I'm not a chubby chaser.

And not only that Sneaky, but did this really bother you so much you felt compelled to flame me for it? Sounds like you're a little bit insecure in your own sexuality huh? So much so that you need to bring attention to someone else so the spotlight isn't on you, is that it? What happened, did the mean kids at school call you gay today? Christ dude, I used to like you, when the fuck did you suddenly get all sandy in the twat?
 
Indeed. I'm not sure what the driving force was to PM me hours after the fact, but it annoyed, so here we are.

...

Yes. Just not sure why he was compelled to PM me about it.

Sneakypants said:
I mean, really. Choosing that chick over Mr. Pitt is taking homophobia too far.
Because you made that comment and the thread had been closed. Why you felt compelled to be a dick to me in your response is still a bit confusing to me.
 
Wow...I'm homophobic?

You're not?

Actually, based on the entirely of your response, I can see that you have just missed the point, which was best illustrated by what Wink said, and that I further outlined for visibility in red, bolded text.

Quite honestly, I don't care what phobias you have. I'm not trying to pin you as a homophobe here. You're just acting like one. Then you go off into a tirade about fear of fat people...What does fear have to do with it. Below, in red, I see your quote that you've not even seen the picture of this specific example. Which, by the way, is pivotal, as it pertains to the relevance of this specific discussion. Good job there, no doubt.


Excalibr said:
Sounds like some people here are cacomorphobic to me (That's the fear of fat people for those of you who don't know). I haven't seen the chick Sneaky is talking about, but it really doesn't matter, I would still rather fuck a fat ugly chick than a pretty guy anyday, and if you think that's homophobic, maybe you need to take a good hard look at yourselves. Honestly I'm surprised that some of you here are so unbelievably superficial that you think anyone who would fuck a fat chick is somehow 'homophobic' for making that choice as opposed to a guy. I've seen ffxiplayers, and I've taken a look at the RL Pictures List V2 and no offense to anyone here, but the majority of us gamers aren't exactly supermodels ourselves. Fat people are people too, and they need love just like the rest of us. And for you to say they deserve it less from a guy than another guy does is pretty fuckin shitty of you.
Now let me make sure all of you know, I have no problems with gay people, that's not what this about, this about a straight person having to pick between an ugly fat chick or a pretty dude, and it kinda surprises me that a straight person can't be strictly straight anymore, everyone has be at least a little bi or suddenly they're homophobes. Now I'm also not saying I would go out of my way to screw a fat girl, I'm not a chubby chaser.


So, while those of us who WOULD NOT screw a 700+ pound, hideous woman, obviously have a fear of "fat chicks", you would classify yourself a level-headed guy that simply doesn't chase the chubbies?

Excalibr said:
And not only that Sneaky, but did this really bother you so much you felt compelled to flame me for it? Sounds like you're a little bit insecure in your own sexuality huh? So much so that you need to bring attention to someone else so the spotlight isn't on you, is that it? What happened, did the mean kids at school call you gay today? Christ dude, I used to like you, when the fuck did you suddenly get all sandy in the twat?


Admittedly, today has just been filled with shitheads. By the time I got to you, I actually felt like typing about it. Do a search on how many flames I have actually started. This is but one of a very small handful. Confused in my sexuality? lol. I'm here chatting openly about it. It seems you're just confused in general, as usual. Spotlight not on me? Was it fucking on me? What are you even stammering about?

KIDS AT SCHOOL?!?!? LOL!!!!!!!!!!
That's the best one I've heard in a while. School's a long way in the past for me there, tiger. Kids at school. Classic.

You used to like me? Based on what exactly?
I never shared those same sentiments for you. I had one experience with you in game, and you were annoying. On QCDN...I've never liked you. Sorry if you've been under a different impression.
 
Just so we're clear, here, the contest was between this:

The Female

... and this:

The Male
 
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Because you made that comment and the thread had been closed. Why you felt compelled to be a dick to me in your response is still a bit confusing to me.

I wasn't trying to be a dick to you, but just state my feelings that I found your response ridiculous.

Additionally, I found your PMs to be a laughable hope to restore your manliness. Laughable, yet fucking annoying. Hence, why I told you to GTFO of my PM box.

You da man!
 
Is it really possible to fuck that "woman?" I honestly wouldnt think so, unless you literally are hung like a horse.

I'm with sneaky 100%, I dont know how theres any question, regardless of sexual orientation. Brad Pitt is that hot. And being a homophobe is just dumb, what the hell is there to be worked up about? So its two people of the same sex. Are you afraid they will rape you or somthing because they like it in the ass?
 
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