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So heres a question. Someone said they would basically not have anal sex.

So would you have anal with a woman? Would that make it any different? lol Just curious as to how people answer to that...
 
Zylia said:
So heres a question. Someone said they would basically not have anal sex.

So would you have anal with a woman? Would that make it any different? lol Just curious as to how people answer to that...
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I basically said I wouldn't have anal sex.

That goes for girls as well. It's a personal preference, but I like the vagina.
 
pakomen said:
I basically said I wouldn't have anal sex.

That goes for girls as well. It's a personal preference, but I like the vagina.
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Well, then, if anal sex is something that's out of your realm altogether, with EITHER gender ... you didn't really fully answer the question, Pako. When I mentioned "penetration," it wasn't an absolute; just something referenced by way of example. I assumed that many men may be more comfortable with a quick thrust in the dark than cuddling and kissing face-to-face.

So, let's ask this again -- vaginal sex with that woman, or oral sex RECEIVED from Brad Pitt? A handjob from Mr. Pitt, or vaginal penetration with Ms. Valentine's Day Chocolates?

If you answer in favor of the lass again, I think we can safely assume you're coming from a place of ingrained homophobia. I don't doubt that the possibility of both grosses you out to the point of nausea ... not all. I would maintain, however, that someone free of society-based machismo programming (i.e., someone that wouldn't have issues with simply "following their dicks") would NEVER pick the woman, unless they've literally got a fetish for very large ladies. She's simply the worst choice, the "grosser" choice (if you will), and is so by a significant margin.


Here's another question: if you were forced into the anal sex, her or him? Unless you're sporting 18 inches, I don't think you could even reach the starting point with this gal.
 
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Here's the thing. You've already made up your mind that I'm a homophobe if I answer that I'd rather take the vagina of a freak than let brad pitt give me a blowjob. I'm not a homophobe. I'm not afraid of homosexuals. I have quite a few gay friends.

Think whatever you like. No man is coming near my penis unless it's for a physical checkup.
 
pakomen said:
Here's the thing. You've already made up your mind that I'm a homophobe if I answer that I'd rather take the vagina of a freak than let brad pitt give me a blowjob. I'm not a homophobe. I'm not afraid of homosexuals. I have quite a few gay friends.

Think whatever you like. No man is coming near my penis unless it's for a physical checkup.
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Fair enough. At least we've got an unequivocal answer.





(quietly pencils Pakomen in for a surprise-appointment with Jeff Gannon)
 
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wouldn't masterbating basically be a gay act? You're plaiyng with the penis :p

If someone gives you a hand job or blow job, you're technically not playing with their penis. What's honestly the difference between getting a blow job/hand job by a girl or a guy?
 
Well I figured the badunkadunk women would give me at least a few rate ups. ;p And Pako, don't feel bad, we all still love you. =p
 
Anyone who picks Brad Pitt is a closet homo. If your ok with that then more power to you. Nice to see it doesn't take much for you to gay it up. The bottom line? A hole is a hole. It's that simple, turn off the lights so it's nice and dark and its probably not going to feel much different then any other vagina. However a chaffy, hairy asshole, even Brad Pitts, ain't gonna feel too great. Even with the lube. This one is a no brainer.
 
Miros said:
Well I figured the badunkadunk women would give me at least a few rate ups. ;p And Pako, don't feel bad, we all still love you. =p
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Yeah, I know. :)
 
Uzor said:
wouldn't masterbating basically be a gay act? You're plaiyng with the penis :p

If someone gives you a hand job or blow job, you're technically not playing with their penis. What's honestly the difference between getting a blow job/hand job by a girl or a guy?
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Playing with yourself is not gay, playing with another guy is. Here's the real question. If you could suck your own dick would you? And would that be gay? I guess going by what I said technically no but it would sure feel like it. ><
 
Tomasello said:
Anyone who picks Brad Pitt is a closet homo. If your ok with that then more power to you. Nice to see it doesn't take much for you to gay it up. The bottom line? A hole is a hole. It's that simple, turn off the lights so it's nice and dark and its probably not going to feel much different then any other vagina. However a chaffy, hairy asshole, even Brad Pitts, ain't gonna feel too great. Even with the lube. This one is a no brainer.
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You don't have to be a closet homo. Bisexual to some extent, maybe, but I'd much rather recieve a blowjob or handjob from Brad Pitt then fuck that chick.
 
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Playing with yourself is not gay, playing with another guy is. Here's the real question. If you could suck your own dick would you? And would that be gay? I guess going by what I said technically no but it would sure feel like it. ><
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But gettign a blowjob or handjob from Brad Pitt wouldn't be playing with another guy, it'd be another guy playing with you. You wouldn't even have to touch or look at his penis at all. If all he did was giving you a blow job, how would that be in any way gay? A mouth and a hand, is a mouth and a hand, no matter what gender it belongs to. So what would hoenstly be the difference between a man or a woman blowing you?
 
"Are you a queer son? You seem like the kind of ass hole that would fuck someone in the ass and not have the god damned common courtsey to give him a reach around! I've got my eye on you..."

I've never truely appreciated that quote until i saw this thread.



Tomasello said:
A hole is a hole. It's that simple, turn off the lights so it's nice and dark and its probably not going to feel much different then any other vagina. However a chaffy, hairy asshole, even Brad Pitts, ain't gonna feel too great. Even with the lube. This one is a no brainer.
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But you said a hole is a hole? If we are going to talk about feelings of them, then you have to take into acount that you would have to have a huge penis just to get any sort of penetration. Then you would have to overcome the sloshing sound of her fat while you were having sex. Then still you would have to deal with the fact that her skin feels something that i would imagine as a deflated bounce house partially filled with cottage cheese.

I'd take Brad anyday. Just because i say that doesn't mean i'm a closet homo, it means if i'm going to have sex with something, i want it to be as pleasureful as possible. If it turns out to be a guy, i'm comfortable enough with my knowing that i'm straight to accept that.
 
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But you said a hole is a hole? If we are going to talk about feelings of them, then you have to take into acount that you would have to have a huge penis just to get any sort of penetration. Then you would have to overcome the sloshing sound of her fat while you were having sex. Then still you would have to deal with the fact that her skin feels something that i would imagine as a deflated bounce house partially filled with cottage cheese.
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You know, I was getting a total hard-on from this thread until I read this, thanks.
 
It's only gay if your balls touch. Jeez guys grow up.
 
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