Around the world in 20 Crabs, the journey of a retard

The setting: a dark and misty lake, deep in the forest of Jugner.
The characters on the side of evil: Lichna, an Evil Mage. Mikeman, a fallen Knight. Medicineman, the Ninja with strange priorities

The characters on the side of good: Marajade, the Thief with a pure and noble heart (lol)

The characters on the side of Idiocy: [GM]Cayenne and [GM]Gennisis

The rest: All of BoonDockSaints, who were called from far and wide to slay the great Crab King, because their fellows, like them, were far too weak and cowardly.

First; The screenshots







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So, Knight crabs pop, everyone starts doing their thing, kill the crabs, and then move to wait for the pop. And wait. And wait... And there's Lichna, sleeping a Knight Crab. I think to myself "ok, they'll kill it soon otherwise it'll hyper and kill her." Knights pop again, we all go about our killings, and theres Mikeman, trying to sleep (and failing at, lol) a Knight crab. Then Lichna kills her crab, and moves over, and sleeps this new one. And then they do it again, and again, and again.

By now, GMs have been called, and surprisingly enough, one shows up, Cayenne. They start slowly killing the Knight crab after a bit (they actually stalled it some more WHILE the GM was standing there) and the GM, apperantly satisfied, leaves. So crabs repop again, and they stall some more. then MY GM gets there, and after the conversation depcited above, does something and it unclaims and Evanos vokes and kills it.

So, then KA pops and gets claimed by the level 54 WAR they brought with them wearing a different pearl (Obvious bot is obvious) They then gravity KA and drag him (slowly) to the KRT zone. Where Medicineman, who had obviously decided that Bune was FAR more important than King Arthro (He wasn't even AT Bune when the Knights popped, he was in Valkurm on his way there.) finally arrives with what seems the entirety of BDS (which isn't that many people for a LS, must not be many people who can stand him i guess) arrives and kills it. It of course took these 11 people 12 minutes to actually kill it, which is a little sad, but not the entirety of the point (tho it just goes to show the gimpnes)

So that is my tale of woe, I hope you were all as amused by it as me. This isn't posted as a warning to anyone, just to share a laugh with my good friends at QCDN.

Also, no one equiped a belt after the kill despite their claims of a drop, so i'll use this thread as a chance for them to prove it to the server with a screenshot.

PS. Its too funny not to post again

PPS. The blacked out part is the ToD, but you can all just /Seawhore me for it if you really want it :3

My favorite part(s):

Aisuka-
"Both shells are retarged if u ask me"

Runner up:

Enrollox-
"Suck suck dicks are for kids"
(Hope that guy doesn't drive a van with no windows)

Another epic thread that will reach 100page lol

Vandoura said:

Another epic thread that will reach 100page lol

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Nah, i'm not even trying here.

Now, if idiots come in here with their idiocy and drag it on, like idiots, then maybe :3

ahahah, What tards.

Can't wait till they reply.

well gonna wait and see

That blows. Quality flame though.

Tim Wakefield said:

That blows. Quality flame though.

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Nothing but the best for my dear friends at the Flameboard.

Rappa tought you well. BDS are a bunch of faggots, is that something new? (rhetorical)
Sorry about that shit Mara.

yeah a friend was telling me about this shit in besieged, another new low!

medicineman always acted like a sterile 12 year-old I'm sorry you saw the worst of it, enroll i've heard stuff of but no bad experiences.

He's bumped the same LS recruitment topic since August of last year. It's kinda funny, but at least he's not like a certain other who'd make a new topic every week...

Kelyon said:

Rappa tought you well. BDS are a bunch of faggots, is that something new? (rhetorical)
Sorry about that shit Mara.

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Pfft, Rappa taught me nothing. We're just a couple of the people who ran the FB back in its prime. We're both self-taught masters of the art of flaming.

I would have been so mad with that second GM, I probably would have spam /tells to him saying "You're fucking useless" over and over. Short fuse ftl.

Not to mention the second GM was a Lv7 RDM.

Something about me getting praises in a party where I replaced Medicineman since I'm such a ballin' ninja.

Dang.

Idk Medicineman to say much about him or the LS; came off as nice enough to me when we spoke and this is rather discomforting to me...

Scratch one off atm for the list of LS'es who contacted me about Sea/Limbus. (Couldn't make times anyway, but that say chat is unnecessary to even think about considering them in the future...)

Hm I must say though that each and every experience I've had with Enrollox was horrid and on a short list of people I refuse to xp with, (even with current difficulties with XP pts.)

One of the few people where if I was invited to a party as a rep and saw his name, I would immediately leave, explain myself to the leader and offer my humblest apologies for wasting their time.

Oh yeah, one of the first people on another short list who've made my /blist.

No one else here recently, even those in minor scuffles with me are /blisted, if that's any indication how much disdain I have for him.

In short, I think it's rather childish and repugnant. -_-;

Good luck with your next camp, and perhaps in a few weeks if you're not done we'll get to go at it, and give some friendly competition, instead of this crap...

There's always someone stalling the crabs, this isn't really anything new.

I approve of this flame. King Arthro was always good times. All of the scrub linkshells get such e-boners when they outclaim a big shell, cause KA's about the only thing that scrub lses can do really. Then again, social lses or just random friends together can do KA so that's not really saying much.

Icewolf said:

There's always someone stalling the crabs, this isn't really anything new.

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Actually for the past month and a half or so that I've been there, this is the first time we've encountered real stalling.