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The setting: a dark and misty lake, deep in the forest of Jugner.
The characters on the side of evil: Lichna, an Evil Mage. Mikeman, a fallen Knight. Medicineman, the Ninja with strange priorities
The characters on the side of good: Marajade, the Thief with a pure and noble heart (lol)
The characters on the side of Idiocy: [GM]Cayenne and [GM]Gennisis
The rest: All of BoonDockSaints, who were called from far and wide to slay the great Crab King, because their fellows, like them, were far too weak and cowardly.
First; The screenshots
And in case anyone misses it in the block of text
So, Knight crabs pop, everyone starts doing their thing, kill the crabs, and then move to wait for the pop. And wait. And wait... And there's Lichna, sleeping a Knight Crab. I think to myself "ok, they'll kill it soon otherwise it'll hyper and kill her." Knights pop again, we all go about our killings, and theres Mikeman, trying to sleep (and failing at, lol) a Knight crab. Then Lichna kills her crab, and moves over, and sleeps this new one. And then they do it again, and again, and again.
By now, GMs have been called, and surprisingly enough, one shows up, Cayenne. They start slowly killing the Knight crab after a bit (they actually stalled it some more WHILE the GM was standing there) and the GM, apperantly satisfied, leaves. So crabs repop again, and they stall some more. then MY GM gets there, and after the conversation depcited above, does something and it unclaims and Evanos vokes and kills it.
So, then KA pops and gets claimed by the level 54 WAR they brought with them wearing a different pearl (Obvious bot is obvious) They then gravity KA and drag him (slowly) to the KRT zone. Where Medicineman, who had obviously decided that Bune was FAR more important than King Arthro (He wasn't even AT Bune when the Knights popped, he was in Valkurm on his way there.) finally arrives with what seems the entirety of BDS (which isn't that many people for a LS, must not be many people who can stand him i guess) arrives and kills it. It of course took these 11 people 12 minutes to actually kill it, which is a little sad, but not the entirety of the point (tho it just goes to show the gimpnes)
So that is my tale of woe, I hope you were all as amused by it as me. This isn't posted as a warning to anyone, just to share a laugh with my good friends at QCDN.
Also, no one equiped a belt after the kill despite their claims of a drop, so i'll use this thread as a chance for them to prove it to the server with a screenshot.
PS. Its too funny not to post again
The characters on the side of evil: Lichna, an Evil Mage. Mikeman, a fallen Knight. Medicineman, the Ninja with strange priorities
The characters on the side of good: Marajade, the Thief with a pure and noble heart (lol)
The characters on the side of Idiocy: [GM]Cayenne and [GM]Gennisis
The rest: All of BoonDockSaints, who were called from far and wide to slay the great Crab King, because their fellows, like them, were far too weak and cowardly.
First; The screenshots
And in case anyone misses it in the block of text
So, Knight crabs pop, everyone starts doing their thing, kill the crabs, and then move to wait for the pop. And wait. And wait... And there's Lichna, sleeping a Knight Crab. I think to myself "ok, they'll kill it soon otherwise it'll hyper and kill her." Knights pop again, we all go about our killings, and theres Mikeman, trying to sleep (and failing at, lol) a Knight crab. Then Lichna kills her crab, and moves over, and sleeps this new one. And then they do it again, and again, and again.
By now, GMs have been called, and surprisingly enough, one shows up, Cayenne. They start slowly killing the Knight crab after a bit (they actually stalled it some more WHILE the GM was standing there) and the GM, apperantly satisfied, leaves. So crabs repop again, and they stall some more. then MY GM gets there, and after the conversation depcited above, does something and it unclaims and Evanos vokes and kills it.
So, then KA pops and gets claimed by the level 54 WAR they brought with them wearing a different pearl (Obvious bot is obvious) They then gravity KA and drag him (slowly) to the KRT zone. Where Medicineman, who had obviously decided that Bune was FAR more important than King Arthro (He wasn't even AT Bune when the Knights popped, he was in Valkurm on his way there.) finally arrives with what seems the entirety of BDS (which isn't that many people for a LS, must not be many people who can stand him i guess) arrives and kills it. It of course took these 11 people 12 minutes to actually kill it, which is a little sad, but not the entirety of the point (tho it just goes to show the gimpnes)
So that is my tale of woe, I hope you were all as amused by it as me. This isn't posted as a warning to anyone, just to share a laugh with my good friends at QCDN.
Also, no one equiped a belt after the kill despite their claims of a drop, so i'll use this thread as a chance for them to prove it to the server with a screenshot.
PS. Its too funny not to post again
lol
