Eggplant

I SEEN IT. Happy Thanksgiving!

You just need to be a bitch back to the bitches!

J-J-J-JUMBO HUG

(wish I could make the text bigger)

WELL THEN. lol

If you wanted to change "Eggplant" to "Auberjeen" btw, you could toss Miros a PM and he'll most likely change it for you!

Well, I had a hunch it was you, but wasn't entirely sure due to your name being Eggplant and not Auberjeen. If that makes you feel any better haha.

Who's this? lol

I'm too scared you may MPK ME!

Aww. You're welcome <3! And you're not allowed to stalk me! I have enough stalkers ; ;.

I read it ok!!

It's by the recent posts stats!

!!! Read my blog of you haven't!

Me: “Really?”

Customer: *nods*

Me: *looks around* “Alright, just give me one.”

(He then proceeds to give me the green lightsaber and stands back in a fighting pose. I very weakly go to cross swords with him when my manager comes up behind me.)

Manager: “So we play games while we’re on the clock now, do we?”

(I turn to address my manager when literally, in the swiftest motion I’ve ever seen, the patron stabs me in the stomach with the lightsaber, takes the one from my hand and runs out the back side door to the movie theater.)

Manager: “Well?”

(Literally defeated, I head back to work.)

Be Scared Of Customers You Will
MOVIE THEATER | FORT WORTH, TX, USA
(At the theater where I work, the new Star Wars movie has just premiered a few days prior.)

Me: “Good evening, sir. Can I see your ticket please?”

Customer: “The force is strong with this one.”

Me: “Okay, I take it you’re seeing our new Star Wars movie? It’s a really good movie, sir.”

Customer: “I challenge you to a light-saber battle!”

(Suddenly, the customer whips out two light-sabers from under his cloak.)

Me: “Sir, I’m actually working right now, but your movie will start in fifteen minutes. If you’d like, you can head into the theater.”

Customer: “Challenge you I have. Defeat you I will!”

Me: “No, not today sir. Work I must.” *light laughter*

Customer: “But…but I have challenged you! I sense the force within you is strong!”

YOU ARE AN EGGPLANT

How are you liking the whole "I TANK EYENHURRJAR" Thing? :] I shall be back tomorrow most likely~ I can start tanking again if you want <3~ I NEED TO FLEX MY iVoke MUSCLES

I'm happy to help with Oddish's Dark Spark. I just didn't know the lot of you where there for Dark Spark.

What's up!?

That too!

I gotta go, speak to you later

I swear I'll kick you in the face!