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So I was dreaming... about my dog... she came into my room and sat down with her back facing the wall... I was like, "Ok... gonna sit there and be a good doggy. :)" Then out of no where... she sits up and starts shitting all over the wall... Making it all brown and green and stuff... wtf

Ok, I just went to solo Ramuh, and everything is going fine. I got 2 Searing lights off, hes almost dead, i have hi-potions and ethers on macro and things are looking up. Then he uses his two hour "Judgment Bolt". No big deal, it happens in every fight. I pop a hi-potion. Next thing I know I...

Ok i don't know if it's a coincidence that LK is a thief, but here is the story. So I'm just minding my buisiness one day and Lk asks me to make her a Baron's Saio. I say sure why not and while I'm at it I'll try to make a few for myself. So, I ask her, do you want me to make yours first or...

Greetings, pissants. We're going to play a little game that pays homage to the "greatest joke ever told," the Aristocrats joke. As some of you may have seen with the recent documentary release, the Aristocrats joke is a joke/game that comedians play with each other that, until recently, wasn't...

friend of mine found this while he was at work, and i think it's pretty relative to mass of pissed off BSTs (as well as other players in general). Enjoy, bitch, moan, write to your congress man, or whatever you all do when something like this happens

rat bastard got the whole update with no snags in one shot having just reactivated his contents.... KEEEEEEEL YOU!

who think they're gonna undercut me in the shade gear market: Fuck YOU. Thats just not gonna happen. I don't have a problem with AH undercutters, i undercut myself sometimes. But for fucks sake, don't undercut by 10-20% of the item's price. I was making a nice little profit until some...

Anyone who partied with me over the last few weeks, I have an apology. I just realised my subjob was gimped. JUST REALISED IT. All this time I thought 55/26 was right, but I was wrong. It was 55/27. I JUST noticed this, and freaked out. I feel like scum,. Oh, the impressions I must have left on...