13 year old orders hookers with his dad's credit card...

Rofl, I thought so to Ecks.
 
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
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I am impressed they came up with that... I would have been like " Shut up do you want my money"
 
Fraud, hookers, and an excuse to cover everything

All I can say is... his political career is looking bright.
 
Gohaan said:
I am impressed they came up with that... I would have been like " Shut up do you want my money"
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I'm actually kinda disturbed with how they did that. What they did was an insult to real disabled people. Thats the only thing I am disgusted with from that article.

Still funny as hell though, guess they wanted to... "score" ;)
 
Hahahah, wow that sounds too unreal.
 
Yeah if thats real, that is so win lol. 'You play halo when I tell you to play halo, bitch.'
 
I think it'd be more like
"So who wants to have sex first?"
"Sex? Ew no, we're going to play halo!"
"Um...what?..."
 
lol can't be real. "Ralph wants to be a politican"! Haha funny but has to be fake.
 
Anglis said:
lol can't be real. "Ralph wants to be a politican"! Haha funny but has to be fake.
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Nah, he's just gonna have to move from Texas to New York. Then he can be governor!
 
Hey if the Terminator can be Gov. of California, I don't see why young Ralph here can't run America.
 
i can just picture the conversation with the escorts

escort: "So what do you want to do?"

kid:"Bitch, i want me some xbox"

escort: "ooo kinky.....*wink*"

Kid:*throws remote at escort* "Bitch ima brute shot yo ass"




Lol


:( good find :)
 
That kid is awesome, I'd party with him and vote for him any day...unless he's alliance.
 
Those hookers are lying or they really are too nice to not take opportunity of that situation and suck those kids outta money. Maybe they made an arrangement of them not saying they had secks because then they could get prosecuted for having sex with minors and instead went with the "just played xbox" angle... lol
 
I like how it suggests the dad is still going to take him to Disneyworld for his birthday after all this.
 
Win win I must say eh Zeph ;)


Aside from the whole 3 years of com service.
 
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