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I want everyone to know right now that DancingWeapon is in the virtual doghouse!

For shame...
 
Zyndara said:
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I'm an educated, over-qualified person having worked not even a year at this company who is constantly talked to like I'm defective by this douchebag lady I work with who's been here for like a decade. I'm apparently a fucking short-bus candidate because I don't know the ins and outs of every single cog that spins in the great behemoth that is this company. -.-

Gah. I need it to be Friday. Or better yet Monday Dec. 29th. Can anyone make that happen for me? ; ;
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Oh I hate when that happens >.<

I wish I could help you, but I have my own wish for it being Friday February 13th myself. >.>
 
I just want to win the friggin' Mega Millions
 
I'd need slaves servants in my huge, tropical mansion on the private island I'll be buying.
 
I'm going to rob a bank, if anyone wants to help let me know and you can get in on it.
 
What're you going to use as a weapon? Your massive wang?
 
Zyndara said:
Queen bitch of the universe (whom I work with) can't keep her mouth shut. And I swear before all that is holy, I will lose my mind if she says one more snide fucking thing to me this week.

I'm an educated, over-qualified person having worked not even a year at this company who is constantly talked to like I'm defective by this douchebag lady I work with who's been here for like a decade. I'm apparently a fucking short-bus candidate because I don't know the ins and outs of every single cog that spins in the great behemoth that is this company. -.-

Gah. I need it to be Friday. Or better yet Monday Dec. 29th. Can anyone make that happen for me? ; ;
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*huggles* It sucks when someone is rude to you but definitely really blows when you have to work with them. I wish I could spend up time for you. ; ;

Lucki said:
I just want to win the friggin' Mega Millions
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Sounds good to me. I wish I would win it. lol
 
Lucki said:
What're you going to use as a weapon? Your massive wang?
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Either that or some sort of invented weapon. Possibly a gun that shoots out those little pieces of lead that accidently break off my mechanical pencil a lot. I always hated those, but I think if I shot them with enough velocity and precise accuracy(I.E. at the eyeball) they'd be fairly deadly. I'm quite devious, you know.
 
Stine said:
*huggles* It sucks when someone is rude to you but definitely really blows when you have to work with them. I wish I could spend up time for you. ; ;


Sounds good to me. I wish I would win it. lol
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:awesome:
 
Shyrra said:
Either that or some sort of invented weapon. Possibly a gun that shoots out those little pieces of lead that accidently break off my mechanical pencil a lot. I always hated those, but I think if I shot them with enough velocity and precise accuracy(I.E. at the eyeball) they'd be fairly deadly. I'm quite devious, you know.
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Use this

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Miros said:
Just like how I am in bed.
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From what I understand, you'll fit right in with the majority of the fellas in this thread...

Zyndara said:
Oh hell yes. This is exactly what I need. I'd even give everyone in B@W a cut.
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:wub: Sorry things are the suck.

Shyrra said:
I'm going to rob a bank, if anyone wants to help let me know and you can get in on it.
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I have a yummy cookie for you. (And one for DW, apparently.)

 
Lucki said:
*wang guitar*
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I already play the penis guitar. I like to stand naked in the bathroom and play my wiener as if it were guitar strings.


Linhjah said:
From what I understand, you'll fit right in with the majority of the fellas in this thread..
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Hey.. I can last a good 14 seconds too much if there's not too much moving.
 
Shyrra said:
I already play the penis guitar. I like to stand naked in the bathroom and play my wiener as if it were guitar strings.
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LMFAO!!!


Shyrra said:
Hey.. I can last a good 14 seconds too much if there's not too much moving.
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Certainly you're not suggesting some woman took pity on you and de-virginized you. /stare
 
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