a joke i heard today

[Kire]

ok some person told me this and made me laugh here you go

This atheist is walking though a forest, he then hears a sound behind him. Its a big black bear. He runs... and runs. But the bear is behind him. He looks behind him and can see the bear is behind him now. He then trips on a tree root. The bear is ontop of him. The atheist says "oh my god", time stops the bear is above him. This light comes and says "you deniy me in front of my man but not when your in danger, now will you teach people on how i want you to and save you." the atheist then says "i deniy you in front of your man so you should not let me live, but if you want to do good make the bear a christian" this light says he will.
Time starts again.
The bear then bows down closes his eyes and starts praying, "god bless this food that you have put on my plate"......

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

Hahaha nice

 

[Halifirien]

Jesus Christ...

 

[Myrrh]

Did blazn just write something everyone could read?

Tho that is pretty damn funny

 

[Claxton]

Blazn used his first period me thinks. Albeit it was a copied and pasted period, but punctuation none the less.

 

[Torqameda]

lol pretty funny

 

[Kire]

toke a min or two to get right spelling

 

[Tim Wakefield]

toke a min or two to get right spelling

Hahaha!

 

[Kire]

atheist i could not spell
i asked my dad he could not
i asked allexxa she could not
i asked google they did