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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1098327/ I am trying to find the trailer....DISCUSS

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. "Tony, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt...

hey guys i have an idea. Lets start a joke thread Heres my joke to start it off A black man and a parrot walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey nice pet, were did you get him" The parrot says "I got him in Africa" (Im not racist the joke was all in good fun, and besides a black...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=323648176d&c=1 Please check this out, if you ever watch Scarface, you'll find this vid very funny lol Edit: Spelling

WHERE WOULD YOU BE: IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES? IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES? IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU? IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS? IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES...

One of my regular blog reads posted the question, "What is your favorite joke?" and I thought it might be fun to find out what makes QCDN people laugh. My favorite -- which has made me smile since I was but a wee slip of a lad: "Two guys walk into a bar. (beat) The second one probably...

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/Elfkin/?action=view&current=tarucycle.flv I LMFAO when i saw this...real ingame footage using a DAT someone made to have tarus be able to ride motorcylces...

So this guy is going to the Airport to pick up his Mother-in-law, right? Right. So he gets there and she sees him and starts walking towards him. All of the sudden *WHAM*. She gets hit by a bus. He calls 911, they come and take her to the hospital. He follows. A little while later, the...

What do you get when you get a few hundred mmorpg players on a forum? lolemofest

ok some person told me this and made me laugh here you go This atheist is walking though a forest, he then hears a sound behind him. Its a big black bear. He runs... and runs. But the bear is behind him. He looks behind him and can see the bear is behind him now. He then trips on a tree root...

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ok i would like to hear what everyones favorite april fools joke that they have done in the past was or even if it wasnt very good or nice i just wanna get some ideas. Here's my past exploits: The first one I did to my sister a few years ago... This is before my sister got her own car and she...

Well, it made me laugh... Cheating is a :nono:

http://www.teamzx2.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=2&topic=6814.0

George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns. "But how do I know...

if you know about this kid.. ud understand http://imhomealone.ytmnd.com/

Seriously who would acually WANT to flame themselves!? i mean seriously anyone can go get someone else to do it hehe sounds funny.

I honestlly need some honest (not stupid) answers. I mean. Why fear something that is inevitable? I dont fear death. I can see fearing the situations we are put into which can lead to death, but not death itself. I dont believe in "heaven" "Hell" "god" or "satan" I believe we control our own...

It's my Daughter's 18th Birthday: I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So, I called my baby girl, Roxanna, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check...

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Sure do." The dog replies. "So, what's your story?" The dog...