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RUTTER SABATONS.
Wow, nice pair of boots. All you gotta do is kill Goblin f-!king Blaggers a couple dozen times, and ta-dah, you get the nifty little Air Tank that pops the fat piece of sh-!t that drops Rutters.
BUT WAIT, IT'S NOT A 100% DROP.
Oh, that's not too bad. I've never heard of anyone having worse luck than 0/1. It can't be that bad.
Oh look, it didn't drop on the second pop, oh well.
Oh wait, it didn't drop on the third pop, that's too bad.
Well sh-!t, it didn't drop the fourth pop either.
Lo and behold, the guy we helped got his 1/2.
Shove it up your ass SE, this whole "Mish hasto go 1/10+ on anything EX" thing got way f-!king old well over a year ago.
But yes, as seen on the AH, I'm buying Air Tanks, I'll need about 50, because that's about how many I'll be sh-!tting away before the elephantman drops the goddamn boots. But that's OK, it's not like I have anything better to do with than 5m+ gil and 20h+ I'll be sh-!tting away from buying/farming tanks and trekking back and fourth to that hellhole. I think it's fun! You know, kinda like that game where you practice giving yourself root canals with a hammer.
Wow, nice pair of boots. All you gotta do is kill Goblin f-!king Blaggers a couple dozen times, and ta-dah, you get the nifty little Air Tank that pops the fat piece of sh-!t that drops Rutters.
BUT WAIT, IT'S NOT A 100% DROP.
Oh, that's not too bad. I've never heard of anyone having worse luck than 0/1. It can't be that bad.
Oh look, it didn't drop on the second pop, oh well.
Oh wait, it didn't drop on the third pop, that's too bad.
Well sh-!t, it didn't drop the fourth pop either.
Lo and behold, the guy we helped got his 1/2.
Shove it up your ass SE, this whole "Mish hasto go 1/10+ on anything EX" thing got way f-!king old well over a year ago.
But yes, as seen on the AH, I'm buying Air Tanks, I'll need about 50, because that's about how many I'll be sh-!tting away before the elephantman drops the goddamn boots. But that's OK, it's not like I have anything better to do with than 5m+ gil and 20h+ I'll be sh-!tting away from buying/farming tanks and trekking back and fourth to that hellhole. I think it's fun! You know, kinda like that game where you practice giving yourself root canals with a hammer.