As the Quetzalcoatl Server turns...

LOL Sifex thats hilarious, although I know who the perp is that distributed those pearls. In exchange for immunity, I will divulge that name >.>
 
LATE BREAKING NEWS

During a routine mining expedition mass graves of moblins were uncovered. Upon hearing the news grave robbers proceeded to come in droves until the sites were bare. Moblin high leaders issued this statement. "we shall make paper of your flesh!" White gate officals are looking into the matter. Please report any information to your loal blue mages.

In economy news there has been a rise in the prisim powder market.
 
Seinfeld has apparently gotten tired of being asked to use DRG/WHM instead of /SAM and purposely deleveled his WHM from 37 to 1 yesterday. Without reraise, he has deleveled his DRG to 73 as well because he constantly has to home point.

Jinzo was found /anon, with no LS, helping a group of RMTs farm sky. Later that day it was found that he was hacked. Surprisingly, Littlen was also found farming with the RMT, even after the post complaining about RMT /tells. Maybe this has to do with Littlen trying to sell his account to RMT?

A new shell, ArtOfWar was created by Hexx since Palides has quit the game and is no longer able to serve as shellholder for the original shell TheArtOfWar. Members of the two shells are still fragmented during the transition, but people generally agree that the shell that has truly mastered the Art of War will win this battle and continue to hold the name.

Enginuity was found badly beaten and unconscious in a back alley of Whitegate. Fygla, Nigosh and several other members of Integral are being held at Moogle Police Precinct 49 in Aht Urghan waiting to be interrogated. They insist they did not do it, and that they just think it was funny that he made another “IntegraI” shell.

Two people have been joining Limbus LSs and stealing pops… Many believe the prophesy has been fulfilled...

Lionsheart was looking for a Warhorse Hoofprint, but apparently found one that was a little too fresh, as Odin was still there. After being chased all the way through Mount Zhaylom and into Azadaal Undersea Ruins, he finally escaped with a few minor cuts and bruises.

Daveee has returned and is now logging on again, but pretending it is Might because he gave his character information to Might when he quit. No word on if he will admit that it’s him and let things return to normal. (I wish this was true) lol

Looking to sell a dusty gray chocobo, it only gets 5 miles/gysahl green but its a built like a tank. Looking for 20k obo. /tell Axist
 
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Sifade said:
Seinfeld has apparently gotten tired of being asked to use DRG/WHM instead of /SAM and purposely deleveled his WHM from 37 to 1 yesterday. Without reraise, he has deleveled his DRG to 73 as well because he constantly has to home point.

Jinzo was found /anon, with no LS, helping a group of RMTs farm sky. Later that day it was found that he was hacked. Surprisingly, Littlen was also found farming with the RMT, even after the post complaining about RMT /tells. Maybe this has to do with Littlen trying to sell his account to RMT?

A new shell, ArtOfWar was created by Hexx since Palides has quit the game and is no longer able to serve as shellholder for the original shell TheArtOfWar. Members of the two shells are still fragmented during the transition, but people generally agree that the shell that has truly mastered the Art of War will win this battle and continue to hold the name.

Enginuity was found badly beaten and unconscious in a back alley of Whitegate. Fygla, Nigosh and several other members of Integral are being held at Moogle Police Precinct 49 in Aht Urghan waiting to be interrogated. They insist they did not do it, and that they just think it was funny that he made another “IntegraI” shell.

Two people have been joining Limbus LSs and stealing pops… Many believe the prophesy has been fulfilled...

Lionsheart was looking for a Warhorse Hoofprint, but apparently found one that was a little too fresh, as Odin was still there. After being chased all the way through Mount Zhaylom and into Azadaal Undersea Ruins, he finally escaped with a few minor cuts and bruises.

Daveee has returned and is now logging on again, but pretending it is Might because he gave his character information to Might when he quit. No word on if he will admit that it’s him and let things return to normal. (I wish this was true ; ;) lol

Looking to sell a dusty gray chocobo, it only gets 5 miles/gysahl green but its a built like a tank. Looking for 20k obo. /tell Axist
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lol wtf im a girl XD
 
Sifade said:
Looking to sell a dusty gray chocobo, it only gets 5 miles/gysahl green but its a built like a tank. Looking for 20k obo. /tell Axist
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Dont worry soon obama will institute cash for chocobos program and you will be saved.
 
Sorry Littlen, lol (It's hard to tell with tarus, and my 2nd acct is a taru male...)
 
Hang on, I thought it was impossible to delevel to 1. I thought EXP loss stopped at like level 3.
 
It might be level 4, Taurothar would know for sure. That IntegraI stunt was pretty funny.
 
Sifade said:
Sorry Littlen, lol (It's hard to tell with tarus, and my 2nd acct is a taru male...)
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:( nu uh! you can tell by their /blush emote =3 news report: news reporter sifade doesn't know the difference in sexes between tarutaru.... could this lead to a odd number of mages in the world of quetzalcoatl? find out at 7 lol

p.s. where my cookie
 
Ah yeah.. forgot there was a point death didn't cause XP loss, lol
 
Sifade said:
Seinfeld has apparently gotten tired of being asked to use DRG/WHM instead of /SAM and purposely deleveled his WHM from 37 to 1 yesterday. Without reraise, he has deleveled his DRG to 73 as well because he constantly has to home point.

Jinzo was found /anon, with no LS, helping a group of RMTs farm sky. Later that day it was found that he was hacked. Surprisingly, Littlen was also found farming with the RMT, even after the post complaining about RMT /tells. Maybe this has to do with Littlen trying to sell his account to RMT?

A new shell, ArtOfWar was created by Hexx since Palides has quit the game and is no longer able to serve as shellholder for the original shell TheArtOfWar. Members of the two shells are still fragmented during the transition, but people generally agree that the shell that has truly mastered the Art of War will win this battle and continue to hold the name.

Enginuity was found badly beaten and unconscious in a back alley of Whitegate. Fygla, Nigosh and several other members of Integral are being held at Moogle Police Precinct 49 in Aht Urghan waiting to be interrogated. They insist they did not do it, and that they just think it was funny that he made another “IntegraI” shell.

Two people have been joining Limbus LSs and stealing pops… Many believe the prophesy has been fulfilled...

Lionsheart was looking for a Warhorse Hoofprint, but apparently found one that was a little too fresh, as Odin was still there. After being chased all the way through Mount Zhaylom and into Azadaal Undersea Ruins, he finally escaped with a few minor cuts and bruises.

Daveee has returned and is now logging on again, but pretending it is Might because he gave his character information to Might when he quit. No word on if he will admit that it’s him and let things return to normal. (I wish this was true) lol

Looking to sell a dusty gray chocobo, it only gets 5 miles/gysahl green but its a built like a tank. Looking for 20k obo. /tell Axist
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Hey the shell is back at full strength again >.>;

ROFL, I can just imagine Lionsheart running for dear life from Odin while aggroing everything on his way back to the Staging Point.

Daveee we miss you man!! Come back!! ; ;

LOL did that chocobo used to carry Darkakumaa's fat ass?
 
taow broke? :(
 
A bloody note was recieved by the tenshodo from an unknown source. It would seem a message from the dark one. If you are weak of stomach please do not read any furter.


Jackels of the vile goddess Altana hear the screams of your fellows who dare to challege the mighty DYNAMIS LORD. *evil laugh* We have sucessfully defended our Lord and master againsts the attempts of such foolish adventurers who dare to challenge our might! Hear the tale drenched in blood of your fallen comrades. We fought bravely against the strong tide of twenty eight of you. Your Vile goddess could not prevent the red dot of death from claiming a number of you. Then as you strived to beat the Gaurdians of the 12 seals your frail Galka slaves rebelled against you! *evil cackling* We allowed you to think you had won once you gained access to the seals.... yet when you faced our wall of eyes your frail natures shown through. Sending in a lone champion who did little more than run cowing in fear.

In the heat of the boiling blood and battle cries we slayed your champion with minimal loss. We stood awaiting your next foolish champion, and you sent yet again a sole theif who ran away at the sight of our might. Yet rather than be fooled again we ran straight to your main camp. Ah the blood was so sweet! We bathed our blades in your blood. As we returned victorious we sadily to our failure did not notice these vile creatures of Altana had snuck past.

The brave drakes which gaurd our master fell one by one. Then the mighty of all drakes, the twins Ying and Yang fought. *evil laugh* Once again your Galka slaves ignored you and killed them each alone. Such a sweet suprise when the twins simply revived. Yet even the twins failed. Alas we though all was lost until the Master himself slew your mighty champion. Ah the blood flowed so red. In your pride you fell to our lord. Even as he yet again called upon the Twins to slay his foes. With great pleasure we await your return! The master asks but one thing.....the bard you brought whose screaming curses of I HATE ALL OF YOU DAMN NOOBS!!!! Please bring Tums as he gave the Lord such heart burn....Yes Gwath the Dynamis Lord hates you too.
 
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That last part about dyn-xarc & ying&yang was quite entertaining lol.
 
I kinda wanted to try a story from the other sides point of view. Seriously the galkas kept dcing and such. So I figured it would make a great story. Works well for people who know rank 4 mission story.
 
LOL nice addition Keryan ^^, yeah gwath gives me indigestion too even tho I dont even know the guy =P
 
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