Bad Jokes

[Tristam Green]

I was just making a bad joke about a bad joke in a thread about bad jokes.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, he'll be here all week.

 

[JerkFace]

Your telling me if someone handed you a pear, and swore that it taste like pussy, you wouldn't at least try it?

I think your over analyzing the joke. =P

hahaha! Yeah I think the humor comes into play as the Last fruits taste is completely unrelated to the rest of the joke, and you don't mention the fact that they are "Pussy and Ass" pears. Thus the gusto of the "Ahhhh this tastes like ass" line followed by the "turn it around".

I almost did not post it, as its usually better with a couple beers under your belt. I thought it was too long, but then other posted longer ones so I fugured what the hey. Gogo lonley old man jokes!

Then again the thread is called Bad jokes, and this is in my opinion a bad joke. Maybe thats why you have a problem with it.


**** Dammit you beat my explination!****

 

[Tristam Green]

An attention whore says what?

 

[Georgebobbilly]

An attention whore says what?

What?


Foul language within

Spoiler:

This blond has 3 quirks to her.

1. She loves buying new shoes
2. She loves wearing miniskirts
3. She never wears panties

One day she decides to go shoe shopping and wears her shortest miniskirt and no panties. at the store the manager is enjoying the view and after he can bear it not long he walks up to her and says "I would eat you pussy full of ice cream" She slaps him and storms home and tells the story to her body builder boyfriend and tell him to go kick the guys ass.

The Boyfriend replies "No, I'm not going to for 3 reasons.
1. you already have to many god damned shoes
2. I've told you a thousand times when your gonna wear a miniskirt wear some fucking panties
3. I'm not messing with anyone who can eat that much icecream."