Bad Jokes

[Trippyhippy]

I like bad jokes. They make me laugh at the reaction of the person hearing the joke.

Like these:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler:

to prove to the opossum that it could be done.

What did batman say to robin right be fore they got in the Batmobile?

Spoiler:

Let's get in the Batmobile Robin!

What happens to a hat when you throw it into the Red Sea?

Spoiler:

It get's wet.

Did you hear about that brawl at the special olympics?

Spoiler:

they were fighting over those 2 handicap spaces up front.

So... gimme more.

 

[Cerato]

What did Cleopatra say to the Pharaoh?

Spoiler:

Not tonight, dear….I’m on my pyramid.

 

[Morwen]

What do you call a blonde standing on a runway?

Spoiler:

A cock pit

 

[Makelith]

A man walked in to a bar

Spoiler:

his alcoholism is killing him and his family

 

[Propagandhi]

What do you call two gay guys in a garbage bag?

Spoiler:

GLAD

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Spoiler:

Fur traders

 

[Tim Wakefield]

A man walked in to a bar

Spoiler:

his alcoholism is killing him and his family

I lol'd. Best one.

 

[Tyrath]

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Spoiler:

Because he can never land.

Why is Tigger always bouncing?

Spoiler:

Because he doesn't wanna step on Poo(h).

 

[Myrrh]

Hear the one about the gay midget?

Spoiler:

He just came out of the cupboard

 

[Eleibfrid]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Spoiler:

Not Heath Ledger

 

[Zhaoyun]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Spoiler:

Not Heath Ledger

TOOO SOOOOOOON:nono:

 

[Princemercury]

What has three sets of salvage gear and no account?

Spoiler:

About 950 people

 

[Halifirien]

Two guys walked into a bar.

Spoiler:

The second one should've ducked.

Did you hear diarrhea is hereditary?

Spoiler:

It runs in the genes.

 

[Acutie]

what do you call a greedy lobster?

shellfish

what does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced?

a buckaneer

 

[Crumpet]

Why are pirates, pirates?

Because they arrrrrre

What do you call a spanish man who has just had his car stolen?

Carlos.

 

[Anttaru]

Why are African American's so tall ?

Spoiler:

Because their knee grows.

What does the word "Wife" mean ?

Spoiler:

Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc....

 

[Rappa]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Spoiler:

"Would you like an ice pack?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Spoiler:

A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith. A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.

 

[LadyKiKi]

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Spoiler:

Gang rape.

 

[Trippyhippy]

did you hear about that new sexy pirate movie?

Spoiler:

It's rated "Arrr"

 

[Acutie]

Correction.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Spoiler:

"Nothin, ya dun told her twice"

 

[Dancingweapon]

Correction.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Spoiler:

"Nothin, ya dun told her twice"

Win hahaha