Bad Jokes

Two sausages are frying in a pan. First sausage says, "Man, it's hot in here." Second sausage says, "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"
 
A man walks into a bar...

Spoiler:
Ouch...


Two pretzels were walking down the street...

Spoiler:
They were then... Assalted
 
My friend got some discount Saddam Hussein T-shirts...

Spoiler:
they're a little tight around the neck but they hang well.


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My mother's so fat...

Spoiler:
She cries herself to sleep at night.
 
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What do you call a person who won't fart in public?

Spoiler:
a private tutor


How do you make a Canadian blind?

Spoiler:
you poke him in he eye
 
How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

Spoiler:
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner, Batman!
 
Perfect Elei, perfect.
 
Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Spoiler:
Because she's blind and deaf, this shouldn't be that hard
 
Whats black and white and goes to bed hungry???

Heath Ledgers cat.
 
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Spoiler:
Thunderware.


If two collars had a race, how would it end?
Spoiler:
In a tie.
 
TheOsyris said:
Whats black and white and goes to bed hungry???

Heath Ledgers cat.
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lolol

What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger Jokes?

Spoiler:
The jokes can get old.
 
How can Batman defeat the Joker?

Spoiler:
Sleeping pills
 
What is Heath Ledger's daughter getting for her birthday?

Spoiler:
Nothing from her dad
 
What does Jack Nicholson’s potryal of the Joker have that Heath Ledger’s doesn’t?

Spoiler:
A chance for a sequel.
 
Jesus... I admit i laughed at the first couple but you two are taking it way too far.
 
Mirewen said:
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Spoiler:
Thunderware.


If two collars had a race, how would it end?
Spoiler:
In a tie.
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You googled bad jokes and went to the first site that came up, didn't you? >.>
 
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