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[Kipsy]

hmmm...looks like it's time to start leaving toilet seats up.

Unfortunately I have to be a toilet seat nazi *cracks whip* because I live with a bajillion klutz cats. Don't think my husband's ever left the seat up though--he's just as paranoid about the cats as I am.

Yeah, how many men are bedridden for a week every month because you're in so much pain your knees give out on you? HUH?

(No seriously, mine are that bad.)

Oh, and I can open my own damn jars!

 

[Chouzan]

hmmm...looks like it's time to start leaving toilet seats up.

Unfortunately I have to be a toilet seat nazi *cracks whip* because I live with a bajillion klutz cats. Don't think my husband's ever left the seat up though--he's just as paranoid about the cats as I am.

Yeah, how many men are bedridden for a week every month because you're in so much pain your knees give out on you? HUH?

(No seriously, mine are that bad.)

Oh, and I can open my own damn jars!

Well, we're drifting off the topic that this thread has been hijacked to discuss now :lol: .

Let's get back on track: Brutal and inhumane psychological torture of men at the hands of women. Please discuss.

 

[Sabia]

Men love being tortured by women..

I mean come on guys....you know you love it!! :wink:

 

[Lokkin]

Actually, no, I don't know, that's why I am going to run away and hide from any women I happen to see passing that looks just a tiny bit pissed(tiny bit tends to be worse than huge bit as huge bit = death where little bit = torture)

 

[jender]

Men love being tortured by women..

I mean come on guys....you know you love it!! :wink:

LOL!!! Sooooo true - I have never had any complaints mooowahahaha

/em cuddles with Sabia :twisted:

 

[jazper]

Men love being tortured by women..

I mean come on guys....you know you love it!! :wink:

You're right ... /bows head down and slowly walks to the ceiling sex harness.

 

[alanon]

Any adult male knows that women are sent by the devil
to torture us for past transgressions. :lol:

It's not our fault you people need so much torturing :twisted: :twisted:

Torture? Fine... you open your own jars yourself. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I would think that the pain of childbirth - or the horrid monthly cramps would userp the fact that you need to open a few jars....but that's just me.

If you think the physical pain is bad, you should try the emotional stress of living with a woman going through this...... :shock:

 

[Kipsy]

hmmm...looks like it's time to start leaving toilet seats up.

Unfortunately I have to be a toilet seat nazi *cracks whip* because I live with a bajillion klutz cats. Don't think my husband's ever left the seat up though--he's just as paranoid about the cats as I am.

Yeah, how many men are bedridden for a week every month because you're in so much pain your knees give out on you? HUH?

(No seriously, mine are that bad.)

Oh, and I can open my own damn jars!

Well, we're drifting off the topic that this thread has been hijacked to discuss now :lol: .

Let's get back on track: Brutal and inhumane psychological torture of men at the hands of women. Please discuss.

If you don't like the psychological torture, how about I just cut your (ahem) off once a month? Would that be sufficent? (It would at least be equal to what I go though >_<)

 

[Sneakypants]

If you think the physical pain is bad, you should try the emotional stress of living with a woman going through this...... :shock:

Touche!!

 

[Chouzan]

hmmm...looks like it's time to start leaving toilet seats up.

Unfortunately I have to be a toilet seat nazi *cracks whip* because I live with a bajillion klutz cats. Don't think my husband's ever left the seat up though--he's just as paranoid about the cats as I am.

Yeah, how many men are bedridden for a week every month because you're in so much pain your knees give out on you? HUH?

(No seriously, mine are that bad.)

Oh, and I can open my own damn jars!

Well, we're drifting off the topic that this thread has been hijacked to discuss now :lol: .

Let's get back on track: Brutal and inhumane psychological torture of men at the hands of women. Please discuss.

If you don't like the psychological torture, how about I just cut your (ahem) off once a month? Would that be sufficent? (It would at least be equal to what I go though >_<)

I'm not falling for your cunning attempt to change the subject/completely gross me out. :lol: Thank you though, Mrs Bobbit.

 

[alanon]

If you don't like the psychological torture, how about I just cut your (ahem) off once a month? Would that be sufficent? (It would at least be equal to what I go though >_<)

While I completely sympathize with "womanly" troubles, I HIGHLY doubt the accuracy of this statement.

 

[jender]

Don't forget the WONDERS of menopause - which we will have to go through as we age.

/sigh men are woosies

 

[Kipsy]

If you don't like the psychological torture, how about I just cut your (ahem) off once a month? Would that be sufficent? (It would at least be equal to what I go though >_<)

While I completely sympathize with "womanly" troubles, I HIGHLY doubt the accuracy of this statement.

Meh, I'm bedridden for 3-4 days a month generally. Hurts so much I can barely walk. I used to have to miss school for it, and my bosses have known that once a month I'm out of commission.

I've literally begged my mom to take me to the hospital a dozen times >_<

 

[jender]

If you don't like the psychological torture, how about I just cut your (ahem) off once a month? Would that be sufficent? (It would at least be equal to what I go though >_<)

While I completely sympathize with "womanly" troubles, I HIGHLY doubt the accuracy of this statement.

Meh, I'm bedridden for 3-4 days a month generally. Hurts so much I can barely walk. I used to have to miss school for it, and my bosses have known that once a month I'm out of commission.

I've literally begged my mom to take me to the hospital a dozen times >_<

That used to be me before birth control :evil: /em comforts Kipsy and dodges the fire balls shooting from her Uterus

 

[Kipsy]

That used to be me before birth control :evil: /em comforts Kipsy and dodges the fire balls shooting from her Uterus

/em falls over laughing.

What, Uterus is a funny word!

 

[Sabia]

I love how this conversation has gone from

"Who's a hot chick"

To

Cramps....and yes they suck monkey dong!!! :evil:

 

[alanon]

Don't forget the WONDERS of menopause - which we will have to go through as we age.

/sigh men are woosies

Ok, serious question: Are menopause and menstral cycles (why isn't it womenstral cycle btw?) really that different for woman? My ex-wife for example usually flew through her "aunt-flow" visit, and she said that childbirth was no where near as difficult as she had heard (even though I watched the doctors take scissor's a certain area... :shock: ). So again is it different for all, or can some woman just deal better?

 

[Chouzan]

(even though I watched the doctors take scissor's a certain area... :shock: )

I'm just doing all kinds of cringing here today...

 

[jender]

Don't forget the WONDERS of menopause - which we will have to go through as we age.

/sigh men are woosies

Ok, serious question: Are menopause and menstral cycles (why isn't it womenstral cycle btw?) really that different for woman? My ex-wife for example usually flew through her "aunt-flow" visit, and she said that childbirth was no where near as difficult as she had heard (even though I watched the doctors take scissor's a certain area... :shock: ). So again is it different for all, or can some woman just deal better?

It is different for every woman. My friend gave birth in 2 hours...it took my mother 14 hours :shock: Cramps/menopause are the same way. Some girls are lucky - some are not. It's just like how puberty hits people differently.

 

[alanon]

If you don't like the psychological torture, how about I just cut your (ahem) off once a month? Would that be sufficent? (It would at least be equal to what I go though >_<)

While I completely sympathize with "womanly" troubles, I HIGHLY doubt the accuracy of this statement.

Meh, I'm bedridden for 3-4 days a month generally. Hurts so much I can barely walk. I used to have to miss school for it, and my bosses have known that once a month I'm out of commission.

I've literally begged my mom to take me to the hospital a dozen times >_<

This seems unnaturally extreme. Have doctor's said anything about this? I pray for you and your health.