Blind Dates

Antor said:
I don't need any altering substances to have a good time.
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I'm not saying you can't have fun sober. I'm just saying that drinking makes fun things more fun.

Example:

Sledding is fun. Sledding while drunk is dangerous, which makes it more fun.
 
Watching drunken idiots break their bones and actually remembering it without having to consult photographs or a nearby sober person is much more fun.
 
Antor said:
Watching drunken idiots break their bones and actually remembering it without having to consult photographs or a nearby sober person is much more fun.
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Watching is lame. Doing is where its at.
 
I'm a shy one. Never had a blind date though. =c
 
how so? (interested)
 
Khidir said:
how so? (interested)
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I don't know about Falsey but this is how drinking saved my life;

Some people think I have a drinking problem. They say I drink too much, too fast, and too often. Well, that may be so, but my drinking has never inhibited me from accomplishing some of the most death defying acts of courage in a life-threatening situation.

A few years ago, as I was emerging from a bar after an all night drinking binge, I detected the presence of smoke in the air and what smelled like burning children. I followed the scent for about two and a half miles until I reached the source of the smoke. There I stood before the local orphanage; the whole building was ablaze. Smoke poured from the windows as flames climbed up the walls and danced across the roof. A crowd stood and watched as the antique, two-story Victorian slowly started to crumble. "Where in the world are the fire fighters," I said to myself. "I don’t even hear sirens." It was at that moment that I received my calling.

Through the snap, crackle, and pop of burning wood, the wailing howls of tormented dogs, and the horns of the spectator traffic I thought I heard a faint cry for help. I tuned out all other sounds and focused my acoustic devices on the burning building. I heard it again, this time much more distinctly. It was definitely a cry for help from a terrified youngster.
I estimated the call to be coming from the back of the house on the second floor. I guessed the child’s age at about eight, and from the muffled sound of her voice I assumed that she was desperately clinging on to a teddy bear or some other stuffed animal. I looked to the crowd once more but no one else seemed to hear the cry. I felt a sensation in my gut and I knew what I had to do.

Without a second thought I staggered into the conflagration and began my desperate search for the kitchen. The flames were reaching out for me; I could feel the heat tickling my ribs. My eyes began to water and I was virtually blinded by the smoke. Every breath I took brought intense pain to my body. My lungs refused to accept the polluted air that I continued to inhale. My head began to spin after that I experienced moments of temporary blackout.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, 'yo homes to Bel-air.'

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby 'yo, homes smell you later.' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air.
 
Antor said:
Watching drunken idiots break their bones and actually remembering it without having to consult photographs or a nearby sober person is much more fun.
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I dont think you've ever drank have you? Its like a person who says NASCAR is dangerous but has never driven a car. Well yea its dangerous but thats why only professionals do it :biggrin:
 
Falsey said:
Well yea its dangerous but thats why only professionals do it :biggrin:
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im a professional :thumbsup:

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Smoke used to not bother me because I grew up around second hand smoke. Everywhere I went, I was surrounded by people who smoked so it got to the point where I barely noticed it. Now its been awhile since I've been around cigerette smoke so when I do encounter it I'm more consious of it and its nasty. I can't stand it. Drinking I do rarely. Mostly on special occasions. Other than that I can go months and almost years without alcohol.
 
Sorrowfulturnip said:
Smoke used to not bother me because I grew up around second hand smoke. Everywhere I went, I was surrounded by people who smoked so it got to the point where I barely noticed it. Now its been awhile since I've been around cigerette smoke so when I do encounter it I'm more consious of it and its nasty. I can't stand it. Drinking I do rarely. Mostly on special occasions. Other than that I can go months and almost years without alcohol.
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seriously i am the exact same way, my uncle used to smoke like a fuckin chimney and i was around it all the time and now that he's been dead for 3 years everytime im around it for even 5 minutes i get terrible headaches, and the same thing with booze, i only drink on special occasion
 
Mistra said:
Yeah... while it was nice he set up a date for you, it was pretty inconsiderate to assume you'd want to date someone with a baby on the way. Sorry bud.

As far as blind dates go, yeah... they suck.

I had a female friend at the office I work at a long while back. She wanted to introduce me to her cousin. So, company Christmas party comes around... and there she is. I'm introduced to the cousin Alex. I am floored. She's extremely attractive, larger chested than what I prefer (but boy, they looked nice), nice, fit and trim body, stylish highlights in the hair, baby blue eyes, and a smile that could rock someone's world just be seeing it.

My first thought:
Jackpot.

So we have fun that night. Drinks ensue, we dance, party, have laughs together. She's a hair stylist aiming to own her own business someday, loves to laugh (found by observation) and totally forward, which is my kind of girl. I love a woman that's forward and not timid. Party is over, so we decide to extend it. Me, my coworker, another friend at the office, and Alex go to a bar in town. Live music, good band (no one special, but they sounded alright), fun at the bar, drinks, people, good times. Was a lot of fun. (the coworker introducing me to her cousin is quite known for her Double-F cup size, while not being terribly overweight... anyways, they had an actual drink named after her called the "Giant Coconut" that we all enjoyed).

Anyways, it was getting late, so we decided to retire. I went back to Alex's place. Get in the door and she's pretty much all over me, and I'm loving it. This woman is seriously sexy. One thing leads to another...

After we have a very fun experience, I'm putting my pants on and lay down next to her. I kiss her neck, and she starts crying. I ask her what's going on, kind of shocked, and she says:
"I feel so ashamed" she sobs, "I'm engaged!".

Pants zipped, shirt on, shoes in hand, out the door. 5 seconds.
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You are a fucking god!
 
don't get me wrong, I don't like Alcoholic girls either. I do not, however, mind if they drink as much as I do.

Which, quite honestly, was a bit too often, a bit too much, and a bit too fast, between the age 18 and 20, when I could finally do it legally and hit every bar in town.

I admit, drinking at least bottle of vodka once a week is neither healthy nor smart. Luckily, we're now, at the age of lol20still, me and my friends have stopped drinking that often. And sure, I would not like to date a girl that drinks at least one bottle of vodka every week, I don't mind if they drink, as long as they're not addicted to the shit.
 
I actually tend to lean more towards Asian girls for some reason, I don't really know why. The last three women I've dated, or had interest in were all Asian. Ex-fiance included. lol.
 
Mistra said:
I actually tend to lean more towards Asian girls for some reason, I don't really know why. The last three women I've dated, or had interest in were all Asian. Ex-fiance included. lol.
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I second this. lol
 
Mistra said:
I actually tend to lean more towards Asian girls for some reason, I don't really know why. The last three women I've dated, or had interest in were all Asian. Ex-fiance included. lol.
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Lol, I have enough of Asians... really. Asian guys <.< no thanks for me anymore.
And from what I've... um.. seeen so far... JP girls .. um... make... um.... strange noices <.<
 
Chiimister said:
Lol, I have enough of Asians... really. Asian guys <.< no thanks for me anymore.
And from what I've... um.. seeen so far... JP girls .. um... make... um.... strange noices <.<
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yea...its like they're being tortured, it kinda makes me limp

Uzor said:
Agreed. There's something about Asian girls that I just like. Don't know what it is.
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it's because they're so tiny that it's like your making love to a 17 yr old you sick fuck!!!!
 
Tok said:
yea...its like they're being tortured, it kinda makes me limp



it's because they're so tiny that it's like your making love to a 17 yr old you sick fuck!!!!
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Maybe. But that's legal in Sweden, and I'm only 20, so that's A'OK :p And did I mention its legal?
 
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